Oh I get Pinkie Pie

TheAntiCat, I thought someone might try and cheat, so I put a minefield around the foals. Don’t worry, I’ll sell any intact organs for a good price.

Casually walks past all this violence.  
I’d like that white unicorn, please.  
Pony Get  
Thank you.
 
See, guys? Fucking manners and politeness.

Mr/Mrs Trickquestion, you make a valid point. I suggest we use sacred killing grounds, far from the foals. Yes, way over there. Yeah, keep on walking….  
runs towards pony pile

@Background Pony  
>fwuffypie  
Are you stupid, it’s foals not fluffies.  
GET OUT!

@Bolan
 
Spahs stealhin mah ponies!

Meanwhile, me, Pinkie and Fluttershy are long gone.

BRONIES, PLEASE, THINK OF THE FOALS!
 
We need to hold our death match for the adoption rights outside so we don’t disturb them. And will whoever wins make sure they leave through the back and not bring the foals through the miles of guts and corpses like a complete wanker?

-fwuffypie wan numies  
-well, you and my cat are invited to dinner at my home
 

(loads railgun)  
I get Twi…. and AJ….

racks shotgun  
No one touches Rarity. She’s mine!

Won’t you adopt me mister?  

I should edit that to say “Free tennis balls”…

NOT IF I GET THEM FIRST.

I’LL TAKE ’EM ALL!

I’ll take Pinkie and Fluttershy

h1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I’d take and raise all of them. That, of course, would require a wife and boundless patience.

I thake all…the bronies and pegasisters to this blanket so we all coud D’awwwwwwwwwww thet how cute they are.

All. I’d take them all.

I’d be fine with Fluttershy… I mean if that’s alright with her

This is totally adorable!!

i would take them all if i could.

The cutest here is Twilight Sparkle.