@Prof.NightJack
I’m reasonably certain there should be a hyphen in there.
Less certain about where it goes…

And yet, it works PERFECTLY.

And then Pinkie Pie will take him to her room and confess her love to him and give him the night of his life!
 
this reminds me of a motto i used to have.  
“The more retarded the plan, the better the chances of it working”  
what the buck was i thinking then?

WORST. PLAN. EVER.

@Background Pony  
It’s the BEST zombie movie.
 
@sumbozo  
Where’s safe?… Where’s familiar?… Where can I smoke?…

And then it worked perfectly fine…  
Until they noticed the fact that Spike just save AJ’s life more than once.

The Winchester!
 
(Diamond Dogs can’t look up!)

@HamburgerTime
 
@TheDog  
Shaun of the dead is a nice zombie movie.

@HamburgerTime
 
“OK, OK,
 
We take Spike’s car,  
go ’round Rarity’s,  
take care of Opal.  
“I’m so sorry, Kitty”  
THWACK  
Then we grab Fluttershy,  
Go pick up Pinkie’s ‘Apocalypse Party’ supplies,  
head over to the Library,  
read the book on the cloudwalking spell,  
and take the balloon to Rainbow Dash’s house.  
Once there we fortify her house and  
take away Tank’s propeller attachment to avoid concussions  
while Pinkie sets up her ‘Apocalypse Party’,  
which we will enjoy while we wait for all this to blow over.”
 
“But what about Derpy and Dinky?”
 
“They can fly there them damn selves! Now let’s go!”

RIGHT.
 
We take Spike’s car,  
go ‘round Rarity’s,  
take care of Opal.  
“I’m so sorry, Kitty”  
*THWACK*  
Then we grab Fluttershy,  
head over to the Library,  
read a nice ’ol book,  
and wait for all this to blow over.

The things I do for peace of mind…

Dragon: “I’m getting a huge ass cake for this, right?”

Nothing can possibly go wrong.