@SwingtownDerp
Have you met me? Observe!

(ahem)

“I should write a complaint to the city council! Maretime Bay is not Unicorn-friendly!”
“C’mon, until just recently this kind of risk was only theoretical. You’re the first one to make it concrete.”

“Okay miss, it says here your name is Izzy Dangle.”
“No, that’s a mistake. It’s supposed to be Izzy Moonbow. Dangle is my middle name.”

@Quint-t-W
“Get off, ya high horse!” - Posie probably.

@Hopen Way
Can’t you see she’s up set?

@Quint-t-W
Police incident reports are a model of brevity, actually. They have to do a lot of paperwork already, in a case like this being overly-descriptive would result in a ton of overhead.

@Quint-t-W
Abridged it may be. But from this angle it’s a little arched

Also, I wonder if Hitch will have to file the full story into the sheriff records, or if the abridged version will be enough.

@Glimenade
Yeah the thing about puns is they inevitably run out. Though in Izzy’s case she’s just going to hang around

@SwingtownDerp
…Got nothing :(

@Glimenade
Maybe so. But kicking it off was fun, if not a little bouncy back and forth

@SwingtownDerp
It’s starting to get hard to launch these corny jokes.

@Glimenade
Only if she sticks the landing. But then she’d just be right back up again

They’re gonna jump to conclusions and think she’s evil again.

@Glimenade
Unicorn magic gonna make that pogo go pow!

Cute!

@Quint-t-W
It was an inside job!

@Background Pony #F4BF
Or she’s complaining that unicorns are sabotaging the bridges (:

Meanwhile Posey is eating popcorn, enjoying the show.

she’s like “F this shit”

@SwingtownDerp
She’s gonna have a cow.

She’s hopping mad now!

flushed and grumpy :D
Izzy is just too adorable~

Hah, that is amazing!

Here’s why playing with pogo sticks can cause injuries, including Izzy’s horn.

@ABronyAccount
Markiplier rage screaming in the distance

@Mr.Myoozik
Pogo stuck.

Ha Nice

I laughed so hard seeing this

@Just Wayne
Don’t forget the orange
https://derpibooru.org/images/2865132