watch The Lorax

Drink milk and eat her Apple Pie.

I’m not denying free food, GIMME THAT!!

Have some apple pie, then have some Apple pie.

Ask her why she prepared the food for me. Then I eat the food with Apple Bloom.

Thank her for the pie, likewise put it in the fridge (though I wouldn’t eat it since I also don’t like pie) wonder how she managed to sneak into my bed when its just 10 feet and a bookshelf wall from where I am with the only open door being in my line of sight, shrug it off, and go to sleep after some ear-scritches and petting with her resting ontop of me like a cat.

@AMCaptainMe  
Monster…
 
I’d basically do what Eppony said, and the next day, we’d go trekking with her friends (assuming they’re there.)

squee n.n

Thank her, give her a firm hug and ask if she wants to share the pie with me, then grab another glass of milk and enjoy it with her.

Scarf that pie down and give Apple Bloom a hug.

@HJSDGCE  
MONSTER! YOU HAVE COMMITTED UNFORGIVABLE TREASON. PREPARE TO DIE.

I don’t even like pie.

Call the police.  
“Yeah, that filly has snuck into my house again.”

Knock her out, tie her up, and put her up for sale on eBay. If people are willing to spend thousands of dollars on plushes, just imagine how much they would pay for a real-life incarnation of one of the show’s characters.

Pie and ponies?
 

Damn!  
Randomsaur, you’re making it really hard for me to reply in a totally jerky way! >:[

I drink the pie and eat the milk before thanking sleep and going to Apple Bloom.

@Background Pony  
i like that idea,but noone would buy it.

well thanks Applebloom  
scratches her ear and puts pie in mini fridge  
now if you’ll excuse me , i need to sleep

Cutie Mark Crusaders Brony Feeders? YAY!

@sixtyfour215  
Cutie Mark Crusaders food poisoners!

I’d look at her suspiciously and ask her what she’s up to this time.

Make a photo and post it on Equestria Daily?