“You lil fillies need yourselves a home? picks up basket “Y’all got one!”

Instant R.I.P.

Sear god, this is My Little Dashie on overdrive. Maybe I can give it a happy ending, though…..

I WANT THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

(takes Pinkie Pie.)

@Background Pony  
tosses you in jail

I’ll keep them all. Except for the yellow one. It’s going in a trash can.

Okay, here’s how I think my first few days with them would go:
 
Twilight Sparkle: I would read to her at bedtime every night, and help her in her magic experiments.
 
Fluttershy: I would bring her to an animal farm, let her go to the young animals (like puppies and chicks)
 
Rarity: I would carefully help her with her sewing, making sure she doesn’t hurt herself (while keeping her outfits as lovely as she wants)
 
Rainbow Dash: I would bring her to the park to throw a football, and she would speed off to bring it back to me.
 
Pinkie Pie: I would help her make cookies and treats, being careful to keep her from touching the oven.
 
Applejack: I would bring her to an apple orchard, where after a day of picking and eating apples, I would help her plant a few apple seeds for her own.

They’re going to cry decades later when they’re raised as healthy mares, and I die from elderly age.

Ugh, why do people always dump their unwanted crap on me?

Well, fuck…  

I’ll take ’em all! [Brings them all inside with the biggest smile capable of a human.]

Smiles warmly before bringing them inside.

now how will they ever find a good home…..
 

 

 

 
when there’s a dead man lying in every door they come to???

If I were to adopt them, I would say “YES!!!!” as soon as the question is asked.

Your pillow is now your favorite of the 6…
 
good night.

I’ll never lonely again.

“takes flutters when no pony’s looking and runs”

I added the most important tag.

INSTANT DIABETEEEESSSS  

MLDx5

I’ll take little Dashie, you all can have the rest. <3