take the third option, get your wife back and make friends with chrysalis

@Rostam  
Of course it is. Shining has a water gun.
 
@Background Pony  
It’s a term they use when someone is too old for action figures.

I would have gone with Cadence still but… selling it to charity?
 
That’s cold.
 
@Vree
 
I’d totally support that headcanon. Damn lonely nerds having nothing to do in the hive all day but devise war strategies

Oh, and I vote “weaver you magnificent bastard” for this one.

First it was “it’s not dolls, it’s action figures !”, but now it’s “hobbyist miniatures” ?

Fortunately things are settled when Chrys delivers a humiliating beating on Shiny in their first HH match, and he shoots her when he realozes his collection will never match hers.

nerd chrysalis is best chrysalis

And water-gun srsly?

..atleast queen chrys attempts to patch things up/water under the bridge by helping them with foreplay.
 
obviously this is pretend

Shining Armour likes his dollies

Cadance is acting PRETTY Daffy Ducky right about now. XD

Smooth thinking Chrissy! Sorry for the two misposts, btw. Smartphone troubles…

Chrysalis is always best choice. You can bang a different chick every night without ever cheating on your wife.

It’s a water gun.

Never get between a man and his Miniatures

and of the course the situation escalates when one of them pulls out THEIR water gun.

@ClownDicks  
Why not? It gives her something to do between conquering real kingdoms.

Fucking great.

They’re dolls! :U

Think Chrysalis genuinely likes wargaming?

Nerdy chrysalis is totally okay with me.

@HJSDGCE  
Yes, that is the joke.  
Congratulations.