@The Smiling Pony  
Jet Set. Close enough.

I don’t know. That would require me giving a crap about Cadance and Shining Armor.

@PonyPon  

I hear Tartarus is really nice this time of the year.

Is Gwonam supplying the map?  
Perhaps he might as well fly them there on his carpet!

Or you know, use a chariot like you’re supposed to…
 
I don’t know whether to feel jealousy or pity for the person that runs their Facebook page.

I can think of no better vacation than  

Yeah she has wings, but unless her magic can carry Shining I think it’s best they get on a plane.

Are planes canon now?