@Princess♥Luna  
I thought your sister would be the one to slap your own dad on the ass.

What did the pony’s hoof said to the buttocks?
 
SLAP!

@sargesprinkles  
It looks cool, therefore it works.

If he’s anything like Celestia he doesn’t fly himself too much anyways.

@sargesprinkles  
Well if you ever got into a real right it would likely protect the part where it connects to the main body, which is also the easiest to slice off.

@sargesprinkles  
Umm…  
MAGIC!

so how does armor over the wings help at all?  
doesn’t it get in the way of using the wings?