@SSJWolverine  
He didn’t kill Joker… but he let Ra’s to die in a speeding train that couldn’t stop.
 
Which pretty much led to the consequences of the third movie. And that’s not even getting into the Keaton version.
 
Umm…. yeah, I liked the NC/AJ review, but that part, the song, irked me to hell.

Applejack: I lost my parents in childhood  
Grew up a loner no one understood  
And spent years brooding as an aimless drifter.
 
But through the inspiring words of my father  
I’ll become a symbol, an icon  
A savior to restore hope to those who have none
 
Rainbow Dash: Uh, you mean like Batmare?
 
Applejack:…
 
Applejack: I traveled the world as a rugged outcast to discover who I am.
 
Rainbow Dash: Been there, done that!
 
Applejack: My friends only speak to me in exposition and speeches of how important and unique I am.
 
Rainbow Dash: Been there, done that!
 
Applejack: If you ask me my life story, I would tell it to you out of order and disjointed.
 
Rainbow Dash: Been there, done that!
 
Applejack: I often have flashbacks out of nowhere about how important my destiny is.
 
Rainbow Dash: Been there, done that!
 
Applejack: I wear a dark, tight costume–
 
Rainbow Dash: Ditto!
 
Applejack: With a long, flowing cape, too.
 
Rainbow Dash: I think we shop at the same store.
 
Applejack: I have a wise mother figure who isn’t my mother at alllllll!
 
Rainbow Dash: LICK MY CLIT!
 
Applejack: I’m Supermare, I’m the friggin’ mare of steel.  
You should know who I am,  
I am the read deal.  
I’m the most unique superhero that the world’s ever seen.
 
Rainbow Dash: Except for me!
 
Applejack: I’m mentally depressed and psychologically tortured.
 
Rainbow Dash: Not special.
 
Applejack: I’ve stared into the vast empty void and have come out scarred, yet responsibly stronger.
 
Rainbow Dash: Same.
 
Applejack: I reflect when I’m in my giant dark gloomy fortress.
 
Rainbow Dash: Sound familiar.
 
Applejack: I try to save ponies, but under my protection the civilian death toll as tripled.
 
Rainbow Dash: Oops.
 
Applejack: I’m an awkward nerd–
 
Rainbow Dash: No you’re not. You’re an emo babe that everypony wants to sleep with.
 
Applejack: OK, you’re right about that.
 
Rainbow Dash: Ooover here.
 
Applejack: I have a bland but independent girlfriend who I still have to save most of the time.
 
Rainbow Dash: You mean like mine?  
Listen up, twerp.  
You can’t be who I am.  
You’re a speedy Earth Pony, and I’m the frigggin’ Batmare!
 
The dark, brooding loner is my thing, y’see  
and Zack Snyder sure ain’t gonna take that from me
 
I’m Batmare  
Better than the Mare of Steel.  
You should know who I am  
I’m the OG real deal  
I’m the most original superhero that the world’s ever seen.  
So don’t steal my thing.
 
Applejack: No, I’m Supermare.
 
Rainbow Dash: (in the background) BAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
 
Applejack: I’m the friggin’ mare of steel  
I’ll do whatever I can  
Way more than Batmare will  
To save the day I’ll whatever I can  
I even killed a pony–
 
Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jeez, pony!
 
Applejack: What? He was gonna kill some random ponies I didn’t know.
 
Rainbow Dash: Dude. I didn’t even kill the insane draconequus who murdered my girlfriend.
 
Applejack: Oh.
 
Rainbow Dash: …You’re sick.
 
Applejack: No, I’m SUPERMARE!!!!!
 
Coming Summer 2015, the Batmare/Supermare movie. Two of the most polar opposite superheroes coming together at last!
 
(beat)
 
Applejack/Rainbow Dash: Oh, buck you, Zack Snyder!

@Background Pony  
I hate to admit it, but this guy is right.

@Background Pony  
I agree.

Ok,seriously. Can we just stop? Can we all just please stop. It’s just silly parody. Holy shit.

@Rainbow Dash  
So by completely ignoring his points about aj not having a utility belt, her personality and background being more like Supermans, her being established to have uncanny strength, etc. Blackbewhite make any valid points? And you realize the guys picture are mostly very received. Not perfect but the he has 1300follower on tumblr too. Are all those alt accounts?

@Rainbow Dash  
First of all: I’m not the same fucking guy.  
Second: If “discussing”, and I use the world very loosely, about what character fits better in a crossover isn’t arguing I don’t know what is.  
Third: Periods. Use them.

@Deserter  
you no not how to read…  
left to right top to bottom  
i never ‘‘lost’’ any argument as i only made a statement which later i explained it for very much more valid reasons UPON WHICH after i knew from the tone of his lame comments and i quote ‘‘now go ahead and fraeg some more’’  
which he did quite spectacularly! with many lame comments….apparently one was sufficient…lol  
now i’m pretty much willin to bet my 2 left horse shoes your just the same person just different account cuz son you be raeging too.

@Background Pony  
So this artist not agreeing with you offends you lot that profoundly? Okay.

@Rainbow Dash  
ya just do what im gonna do block the tag for this artist.

@Rainbow Dash  
Lose an argument, respond with “yes raeg some more” to try to pass off your stupidity as a trolling attempt.  
Everyone go home, this guy won the internet.

Totally support this.  
Applejack definitely looks better in the red booty shorts. :3  
Anybody that’d use the same character for two different Main Characters would be a complete dumbass anyways.

 
yes raeg some more

@Rainbow Dash
 
And great job stealing that “dark matter” joke and trying to pass it off as some kind of clever counter argument. You can try to repackage the same two tired reasons as to why I apparently can’t conduct my own crossover as I will, but I’m not interested in hearing it. I’ve beaten down said arguments time and time again, and life’s too short.
 
Make your own crossover if it bugs you that much. And learn to type, for Christ’s sake.

DOes not have a utility belt, just a lasso.

DOes not have a utility belt, just a lasso.

@Rainbow Dash  
Well first off applejack have a utility belt, and has also been portrayed as absurdly strong as dash if not mores (like being able to stop a bus with her bare hooves and dash couldn’t. Second, since when does an alternate crossover universe have to conform to all the limitations set in the show…even by your logic applejack still isn’t Batmare given she’s nowhere near as educated, brooding, cultured, and whatnot, and still overall has a lot more in common with superman than batman in terms of personality and background. Again, your arguments are fucking stupid. Piss off if you don’t like my work.

@Blackbewhite2k7  
wow no need to fly of the handle son……. i made a simple observation…..  
but……..since u went overboard…  
RD can fly super fast and is basically made of dark matter as she has the unnatural ability to destroy pretty much anything weather its trees, solid rock, or AJ’s barn….  
AJ has her trusty lasso…..which she gets from her utility belt…  
now go ahead and fraeg some more…

@Rainbow Dash
 
Oh, and the more idiots like you continue to make these moronic arguments, the more I tend to want to draw more of these.
 
The fact that swarm of jerks told me to draw twilight as Harley Quinn never stopped me from going with Pinkie as the character. Who voice acted who is just as bad of an argument as what you lot are trying to shove down my throat now.
 
AJ is my Supermare, and Dash is my Batmare. Don’t like that?
 
Then I reiterate.
 

@Rainbow Dash
 
There’s no reason AJ shouldn’t work as him. Her personality is spot on. Giving the role to a natural flyer JUST because Superman can fly wouldn’t make sense anyway. It’d be a superpower for an earth pony to fly, much like it is from a man with now wings to do so as well. It’s not a special gift for a pegasus to do so.
 
The fact that AJ is pretty much the one member of the mane six with the least mental instability and emotional baggage, makes assigning the role of a dark, brooding hero with plenty of the latter to her all the more stupid.
 
I further my points here >>312468
 
Not that you’ll even bother to read any of this. Nope. Just shit all over my work, and call it ass backwards, when you’re the one using the laziest, least well thought out reasons too.
 
Asshole.

aj and batman cant fly…..definitely got this bass ackwords

@Blackbewhite2k7  
When you think about it, Rainbow Dash has a mansion, Bruce has a mansion, Applejack grew up in a farm, Clark grew up in a farm.
 
The fruit bats in MLP are as colorful as Rainbow Dash’s mane.
 
Enough parallels to show that you gave them good castings.

@Background Pony
 
I’ll think about it. Glad to have you interested.
 
It’s good to see at least few anonymous commenter’s that aren’t total shits towards me for not going with the laziest jokes and casting reasons possible.

@Blackbewhite2k7  
I wonder who will make a good robin in Dark knight returns?
 
But as for Mutant Leader, Roid Rage/Snowflake perhaps?

So I guess everyone knows by now that DC and Warner Bros. are doing a Superman-Batman movie, which will be partially based on The Dark Knight Returns.  
>mfw