@Fuedra  
If it wasn’t obvious, I have a… strange taste in men.

@Windwaker407  
Really, interesting.

Find a way to get rid of whoever he was going to marry and marry him myself~<3

Well guess I have to use my Geass to kill him

Pony. Sodomy.

Are we talking before or after my heart-attack?

@DisneyGal9  
What if it’s an arranged marriage and both don’t want to?
 
Alternatively, what if she wants to but he doesn’t?

Oh…as long as it’s not an arranged marriage. As long as she chose to be married to him.  
Call me up if he’s being an ass, Fluttershy!

What if your favorite pony is Flash Sentry? Does that mean that his Waifu thieving days are over?

Rip the fuckers throat out in secrete and then dispose of his body with the best means I have available, by eating him bones and all!
 
that is of coarse if I am a bat pony when I here of this news.

Simple, murder the hypotenuse.

…he’s marrying himself?

Watch and laugh, as he does so only to be sucked dry immediatly afterwards XD

I think the guards would be very interested to know about him and Featherweight…

Be ahead of it all! First I dress up like the bride to trick Blueblood, once he opens to veil then I will be like
 
“Expecting to kiss the Bride? TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME!”

ask for a threesome

“You’re dead to me Pinkie!”

Hey bluey be good to nyx or i will do things to you that would make khorne become a pacifist.

I give him a… “friendly”… reminder that he’d better be decent to Derpy…

Me: yes he marry rary

@Mayojar77  
Neither said nor implied. The most straightforward reading is that they actually decided to marry him. This isn’t even an odd ship by the standards of this fandom.
 
Also, I can’t imagine Blueblood caring enough about anyone besides himself to try or being canny enough to succeed.
 
Given the complete lack of interest Blueblood displayed when Rarity tried to woo him, I’d expect that he’s the one being tricked, to be honest.

@Sjogre  
Would anypony who’s ever met Blueballs actually agree to marrying him?
 
Therefore, trickery must have been used.

@Mayojar77  
Yes…? Well, actually, I think that some arranged marriages get made without the bride and groom being aware of all the details beforehand, but that’s not the point.
 
The point is that the post said that Blueblood and whoever are getting married. Nothing about it being forced or illegal. Or even a surprise to them.
 
The reader is the person that wasn’t informed beforehand, not the pony.

@Sjogre  
Arranged Marriages aren’t done without knowledge by one of the members.

@Mayojar77  
That sounds like what this is. So what’s your point?