“Fillies, please; there’s enough to go around.”

@Putinforgod  
She’s like: “Must…grab…boobies~!”

I find Pinkie specially hilarious.
 
Look at her hands!

All the bitches want us Derpibooru peeps.
 
We’re ladykillers. Metaphorically.

_Noooo  
Er… I mean, yeees!

“Go ahead. Call the cops. They can’t un-hug you.”

RUN!