@Blackie  
Tell me how did you feel when you first heard about bronies?

@Ping_chan  
yup

These comments were interesting, had they continued a little bit longer, they would have constituted a ‘adventure in the comments’ tag. :0

Mother - Cadance  
Lover - Luna  
Friend - Twilight  
Hater - Fausticorn  
Boss - Celestia  
Loss - Derpy
 
 
Cadance seems the most motherly out of the available choices.
 
Luna as a lover. I love the night because it’s easier to stay awake at night, and I’m generally more relaxed at night anyways. Luna is all about the night.
 
Fausticorn as a hater because she doesn’t want me in the universe she made, because I find 4th wall stuff amusing.
 
Celestia, She’ll probably have me be a guard, hopefully during the night.
 
Derpy gets a loss because she’s angry her eyes aren’t derped. =)

@Blackie  
Oh ok I usually go for science fiction horror like Jurassic park

@Applebloom121
 
I don’t have any favorite themes, whatever catches my eye or has a premise so interesting that I just have to check it out.
 
Most usually end up in disappointments though.

@Blackie  
What books do you read?

@deltazoom78
 
Such event can’t happen, since I stay far away from fanfics altogether. The Dashie one was an exception, just ’cos I was a naive a the time and allowed the hype to drive my actions.

@Blackie  
I think not, tell me. What if you come across a good fan fic? What would you do?

@Blackie  
I am always perplexed with the rate of image posts per day how often people can say “omfg I can’t believe how many times per day so and so posts that crap”  
I personally browse derpibooru from my Android phone, usually while at work, so for me this is all just a hobby and often enjoy posts like this… Just try to enjoy this place for what it is, place to see all sorts of different and fun pony pics.
 
Btw, I’ll pick Princess Celestia as my boss and Derpicorn as everything else.

@deltazoom78
 
I have ridiculously high standards for books, fanfictions will always fail to reach those standards.
 
The only one that came close was the Lil’ Dash one, and I was laughing my ass off at the end.
 
Also…
 

 
Stahp analyzing me, baka~

@Blackie  
I am actually analyzing you. Digging into your character, your words are food for me. Tell me why do you hate fan fics?

@Blackie  
Oh! Somehow I missed that.
 
I retract that statement then.

@Princess♠Molestia
 
“and it may help putting some more effort into it”
 
That’s the only time I mentioned something about the quality.

@Princess♠Molestia
 
That wasn’t even my main complaint, I’d even go as far as to say that some of his/her birthday games are overworked as hell.

@Princess♠Molestia  
that I will,,,I’ve actually got another of these to put up tomorrow

@Blackie  
To be fair. Just saying “it sucks” isn’t criticism. It’s just saying “it sucks”

@Applebloom121  
Blackie doesn’t like fan fiction (and subsequently fan fiction sites) or anything having to do with them. He doesn’t like alot of stuff (don’t take that as meaning he’s a bad guy though). Just take what he says with a grain of salt.

@deltazoom78
 
Why would I give credit to something I don’t enjoy or find it good…? People should welcome criticism, even if it’s harsh.
 
Also, FimFiction user tears are a delicious treat, thanks for the meal.

Mother: Celestia  
Lover: Luna  
Friend: Cadence, Twilight, Derpy  
Hate: none!  
Boss: Fausticorn  
Loss: none!
 
[They’re alicorns; they can cheat.]

@Blackie
 
just fuck off I have a FIMfic account. Please give credit and just carry the fuck on.

@Blackie  
Ya can’t make everyone happy I guess

No pony needs to suffer because of me. So I choose no rebirth. But wouldn’t that make my new mom suffer a loss?
 
Can I be the one who suffers a loss? But I said no pony needs to suffer because of me, does it still apply if I’m the one who suffers? Damn it.
 
They’re all alicorns, which means they have great powers. Whoever hates me, they can torture me for an eternity.
 
This is problematic. I cannot choose.

Personally, I don’t mind these. Find them fun.

@Blackie
 
and it may help putting some more effort into it*
 
Got super distracted for a second.