Fucking sleep somewhere else and lock the doors

@Pangea  
that and then eat him watch video  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyD8ayZq4k0

I’d probably have another CAT scan

@Background Pony #CFA9  
Which episode did he say that in?

To paraphrase a Mr. Jontron, “my balls would recede back into my body at the speed of Clint Eastwood.”

The thing is…  
there isn’t a choice anymore

Wonder if that’s Pinkie doing ventriloquism.

Then I realise I’ve finally and truly gone insane.

Is this a trick question?

>rape

FINAL SMASH THAT SUCKER

Wake up from my horrible nightmare.

Awww hi gummy!
 
“I want your body”
 
…excuse me?

Wake up, grab Gummy, go to bathroom, put him in the toilet, flush, go back to bed, sleep. No talking gator is going to keep me from my dreams.

Laugh hysterically as I stab my eyeballs out with my thumbs.

Trick question. Gummy does not ask, he takes.

Get up and tell Pinkie that Gummy talks. That should buy me some time…

“It’s not working Pinkie I saw Gummy swallow the other walkie talkie now please go away and let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”!

Start screaming and never stop.

Falcon punch it, hit the wall and then wake up from that stupid nighmare.

Tell him, “For the last time, Gummy, when I’m done using it.”
 
I’ve always liked the exotic funerary rites that involve being returned to the food chain. Like the Parsi custom of being put on a tower for vultures, or the African custom of being put outside the village for hyenas. While I’d prefer hyenas, Gummy is fine.

Decide it time to stop takin PCP with them Korean Midgets and doin that Crystal Meth with Snuffleupagus and Edward Scissor Hands…

HOLYSHIT A SPEAKIN CROCODULE!