“This challenge is super-duper easy-peasy!”  
“So what’s with the party drink, Pinkie?”  
“I made up this new mind-blowingly tongue-torturing sweet drink recipe!”  
“Uh, ah know ah’m gonna regret this, but how is drinkin’ this a challenge?”  
“When I actually tried a sip of it, I found out it’s TOO sweet, even for me!”  
“…uh…. why THAT straw, Pinkie?”  
“This kind of straw doesn’t work unless you both suck at the same time! It’s to make sure you both get the same amount and don’t cheat – not that you two would EVER do that, right, Dashie?”  
“Ah reckon the first gal to stop loses?”  
“Exactly! There’s no way you two together could ever finish it, so all you have to do is keep going as long as you can! Ready?”

Pinkie! this smells like tequila and…well, I dunno what.
 
I know! Isn’t it great!?
 
Where’d ya’ll even find a straw like that?
 
I made it! 3D printer. Internet. Long story, All very planned out. No more questions.

“You can’t be serious.”  
“What? How better to celebrate a mended friendship?”  
“Pinkie…”  
“We didn’t break up, Sugarcube, we got hornswoggled by Sunset.”  
“Oh… So, you gonna eat that?”

HONEY NUT CHEERIOS, THIS GETS ALL OF MY YES.

“Now drink!”