@Casual Brony  
That’s a far more noble way to give your life than killing people on the battlefield. Anyone who disagrees is a retard.

Princasses

Maximum UNF!

@Background Pony #5934
 
Facefucks Cadance
 
Fucks Celestia
 
Tongue Kisses Luna
 
Tells Chrysalis:  
“You can’t rape the willing!”

Mhmm, it’s time to bring out the Paddle ladys.

Now this just ain’t fair…..you know I can’t choose!!! ARRGGHH!!!!!

@Fortune  
Candy Ass is Best Ass.

Those royal ASSSSS

Maniacpaint: Always inconstant, always still amazing.

Cadance: I wanna blow him.
 
Celestia I’d like to fuck him.
 
Luna: … I might want to kiss him…
 
Chrysalis: I’m gonna rape him.

@ZORDON  
No you don’t. No one can call dibs on Luna. Nightmare Moon’s already got that.

Them asses. O////O

@YetAnotherBrony  
And queen

Introducing…the PrinceASSes of Equestria!

@Casual Brony
 
At least with this Judgment of Paris we’re not likely to get a 10-year international war.
 
As for the gifts, if I’m to choose based on the bribes I’d ask what powers Celestia is talking about. Strong, faster etc.? If so, how much? Or does she think I already have powers? Luna’s gift sounds the best otherwise.
 
Ass-wise, though, Celestia all the way.

@Casual Brony
 
It’s a good way to die.

@BigMax  
I know, right?

@Chrysalislover  
Really?! That’s totally unexpected from you.

OH GOD MY NOSE WON’T STOP BLEEDING!!!! Looks for box of tissue GOD DAMMIT!!! where the bloody box of TISSUE!?!? AND WHY CAN’T I EVER STOP MYSELF FROM FANTASIZING SO MUCH!?!?

@eden89  
I’d probably die from exhaustion in the attempt, but hey, we all gotta die of something.

@Casual Brony
 
Eden: Mmm… why not all four?

I want Celestia. She’s amazon-like. Cadance is also extremely tempting.