@Tyrranux  
I guess Zack better be short for something. Like Zackrietta or Zack-Sue or something like that it’s just not gonna work out.

@Tyrranux  
I can be a girl if ya’ll like… ‘winky face’

To quote an ancient demi-god (trapped in parallel dimension, inside a turnip):
 
“Your minds cannot begin to CONCEIVE the HORROR that is about to be UNLEASHED now!”  
Inception horn blast  
“Right now.”  
Inception horn blast  
“Right NOW!”  
Inception horn blast  
“RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT!”  
Inception horn blast

@Zack  
Only if you’re a girl, I like girls.

God fucking damn it terry… take my virginity.

Okay, this is pretty damn funny, especially the Helsing abridged reference(if it is one).