Eh, I really don’t give a crap if someone steals a Star from me or not. After all…
 
…I can just steal it back and more…

@F  
Whatever.

@HighRollerHydra  
 
It’s fun when you win.

@F  
Last I checked, a “party” means to have fun.

Taking Mario Party seriously is a part of the game.

@RIG  
…not me, I was the more fun-loving type.

@HighRollerHydra  
Kids, for kids this is serious business, i know, i was one of these kids.

…why would people take Mario Party seriously? Unless you’re betting real money, I don’t see why everyone has to be seriously competitive.

@Background Pony #49B1  
Dude.  
There are “pony” pics on this site where people who don’t even have tails and hooves.

@Psychopomf  
make Mario be pointing his MIDDLE finger up LOL

Riiiiiiight. Add tails and hooves to the ppl and its automatically a pony pic. ಠ_ಠ yes I know this ain’t Reddit but still the only thing to say to this is ಠ_ಠ

An average game of Mario Party.

An average game of Mario Party.

@Reisentanith  
“What am I supposed to do with all of these sheep? Doesn’t anyone want sheep?”

@LightningImpulse  
You forgot Catan.  
“If YOu steal my Wheat one more time I Swear I will cut you off from all the god damn sea ports!”

@F  
Oh man I love those videos

@Background Pony #6B02  
Ah, Diplomacy. As cutthroat as those other games are, at least they don’t require you to team up with your opponents and then stab them in the back in order to win.

@gasmaskangel  
Oh, they just haven’t gotten that far into the game yet. Give it a couple of rounds.

Oh hey. Found it!
 

@LightningImpulse  
Try Diplomacy. Actually, let me copypaste sing you a song about it, pony style.
 
My Little Diplomacy!
 
Italy: I thought I knew what treachery could be!
 
My Little Diplomacy!
 
Italy: And then I saw you laughing at me!
 
Austria: A giant army!  
Germany: Tons of stabs!  
Russia: The will to survive!  
Turkey: Random moves!  
France: Allies of convenience!  
England: Lots of fleets!  
Italy: And treachery leaves them in defeat!
 
My Little Diplomacy!
 
Italy: Did you know that I’m your very worst friend?

Such language! :O

Mario Party is serious business.

It can’t be Mario Party, I mean neither one has a gun drawn.

@FanOfMostEverything  
I never got what people meant when they say that. Whenever I play it, it just ends with everyone relieved that it’s finally over and being good sports. Is the rest of the internet just full of sociopaths or what?