“Not human.”

@Haymaker  
Called it!

@RIG  
Lincoln Sternn from the 1981 Heavy Metal movie.

@RIG  
I think it’s from “Heavy Metal”.

@RIG  
I think he’s from Drawn Together

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
who is this guy?

Good morning, your honor!  
The crown will plainly show,  
The prisoner who now stands before you,  
Was caught red handed BEING HUMAN!  
Being human of an almost human nature,  
This will not do….

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
 
>37 counts of rape

All that must be said to you, Celestia, is…
 
You’re not perfect…

 
I plead for snu-snu, your honouress! Violent and unrepentant!

Not guilty. For I am, quite clearly, a walrus.

YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER! THIS COURTROOM IS OUT OF ORDER! THIS SYSTEM’S OUT OF ORDER! THE VENDING MACHINE DOWN THE HALL IS OUT OF ORDER!

@Equestrian Colt  
well, Archer is guilty of being Archer. that’s pretty heinous.

@Prof.NightJack  
I have my sources.  
<.<  
>.>

Fuck this, I’m bailing.  

What is a crime?  
A set of trivial rules.  
But enough talk throws glass away Let us party.

@Equestrian Colt  
I thought all record of him where erased from Star Fleet systems.

I plead ignorance of the crime for being human.  
The crime of being human, now that I’d be guilty of, but you didn’t say that, and this is a court of law, one of the finickiest places a language can find itself.

The Human is Guilt ….  
 
…. Of nothing more then being a nuisance.

Oh please, please, please, please, PLEASE!
 
…Which is a very good reference if you remember that movie.

Shut up or fuck off, ideally both in either order

@race’emhard  
I guess you’re HUMAN AFTER ALL

I can’t help what I am!

I laugh as you bleed to death.