@Keith Mowz  
…Well it is.

Haha, threatening a small child with violence because you’re trying to overhype your friend’s items against her will.
 
Hilarious.

God damn it, Pinkie.

@FanOfMostEverything  
XD

@Mechanized Pony  
She’s going to have the best bedside manner ever. Because she’ll always remember the alternative.

@FanOfMostEverything  
 

@Ping_chan  
Trauma Ties.

Pinkie Pie used Traumatize. It’s super effective.

@Ping_chan  
Winky Wooves.

Not funny, Pinkie. Not funny.

So if this isn’t Dinky Whoever, what should her name be?

@Casual Brony  
I like to think of her as part of Derpy’s kin, I just don’t know about the exact relations yet.

@Mechanized Pony  
I know, but I couldn’t resist. She looks the part anyway.

@Casual Brony  
This isn’t Dinky

Dammit Pinkie, the Joker is a supervillain, not a role model!

A slightly broken quill?  
Pinkie caught that scam just in time.

Pinkie bullying this kid is the funniest shit.

Ministry of Morale, folks.

Pinkie Pie: “Your cockeyed mother is a laughingstock and her existence made Hasbro embarrassed!”
 
Dinky Hooves: “Waaaaahhh!”

Pinkie Pie’s hidden talent: terrifying children.

I don’t know what’s wrong with you either, Pinkie.