@Ball Joy
Hehe. “”“Come inside Rainbow Dash.”””

Hi

@Background Pony #BD11  
You alright there, m8?  
Don’t get too mad, okay?

@Darkmoon  
Well, no. But its really: every single time he finds a pony he likes until he finds the next one.  
I think Bon Bon rejected him, though.

@Mhountsword  
He’s getting married. Is he suppose to just walk out on his fiance? Leave everyone behind? How devastating would that be?

This guy Anon doesn’t know what a dick is like?  
SERIOUSLY! if I was a girl and these ponies were my friends I would’ve kicked Anon in the nuts mostly because I know how much it hurts. Also, ffffff-fuck you.

Aww, Rainbow. I’m so sorry you’ve held this in for so long. I’d love to-
 
>getting married to Applejack
 
SEE YA BITCH. DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT.

WELL PERHAPS YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE MY GOD DAMN WEDDING

_{Bukbukbuk, BUKAKK, bukk bukk}  
>Anon, what the hay are you doing outside our clubhouse?  
_{Duuuuuh, what’s it look like Apple Bloom? I’m calling a chicken!}  
>Ooooh, you’ve gone too far this time anon why I oughta- what the hay? Why you stic-  
shush up and listen featherbrain. I dig apples, see, apples above all else, so this ticket here is worthless to me, but I know somepony else who can keep a certain mare company  
>Whatcha prattlin’ on about anon?  
>Yeah, who’m I supposed to keep company? I got my bestest friends right here!  
And they will always be here when you return, but AS FOR YOUR IDOL  
recites the letter for the CMC  
>gaaasp Don’t think about it Scootaloo, just take those bags and that ticket and SCOOT  
>But Sweetie Belle, what about you guys, what about our club?  
>We’ll always be here waitin’ for you to return you doofus, but don’tcha see what anon means? Rainbow Dash can’t bear to live in Ponyville anymore, and ya actually don’t have any ties to this town soooo  
>Apple Bloom, you want me to go too? But I-  
>And we always will be! We’ll write to you every day! But if you don’t get to the train station as soon as possible, you’ll lose your idol forever! And she…she doesn’t really have anything tying her to this town either now that she’s decided to do this.  
shaking a pair of duffels full of candy, sweets, and little foal toys Exactomundo! She didn’t particularly care to leave an address for me, this is an ultimatum letter, and she’ll never be found again, unleeeess we have a certain little filly accompanying her big sister across to the other side of Equestria who can tell us where she is when she gets there! Then, when you feel she’s gotten over yours truly, you can send us a wire and we’ll all come to see her and visit you guys as a surprise!  
>Anon this is…this is BRILLIANT, I can’t thank you enough for giving me the chance to actually live with my idol! Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, you’re right, if I let her get lost in such a big city all by herself there’s a chance she may never contact us again, I’ve GOT to follow her, I’ll miss you girls!  
>Ahhw stop with the mushy stuff an get goin’ time’s a wastin’!  
>Ready or not Rainbow Dash, your #1 fan is on her way! Zooooosh!

@masterhand01  
problem solved… but sad bonner :’(

@Jaricko  
Then, for the sake of the keeping the elements of harmony together: I will have to break up with both of them.  
Eventually.

@masterhand01  
i approve  
but like all love triangles they rarely work out

@Jaricko  
Well, hey, it’s either ‘three way’ or ‘make one of the ponies sad’, so I’m just gonna have to live with ‘three way’.

@masterhand01  
Slick ;3

Can I come inside, Rainbow Dash? we need to talk

Goodbye and good riddance.

Rainbow, you’re being a bit hasty. You see, I…  
Arghh, how do I put this?  
Alright, so, the other day, I asked AJ how she felt about threesomes, and… you’ll never guess what the first thing out of her mouth was.
 
…
 
Also, it’s very common among my species to still date even if you’re married, so we can totally make this work.

it would feel like a dick move if i left… and im sure the apples family would have it out for me… so yeah