she’s really short

Well you know what they say: An Ice pick a day, keeps Molestia away.

No need, Wilhelm.  
I always have a spare in my butt cheeks. Just in case.

It’s okay Trotsky, we can fix you.
 
Gets an ice pick.

My God…
 

Offer her some booze and see where it goes from there. (Maybe ask about her sister?)

And then Trotsky was dolan.  
amd evrione ded

But Trotsky  
You are the dolan

Kick her ass for invading my personal space.

Politely ask her if she would enjoy a fun-filled night on the town with me.

@Wilhelm
 
Nope.  
was accualy dolan

i say this  

And the moral of this story?  
EVERYONE is a changeling.

Yeah, but I have one thing she doesn’t have.  
Hands. LOL like it would make any difference

Less bizarre, more you get turned to dust/ head explodes/ heart stops.

make out with her

I’m curious as to what the two Lunas on this site would say.

Well, at least I’ll have the most insainly bizarre fight in the history of mankind.

Have fun all night long. If you know what I mean

Understand?  
She is in a strange place, away from her sister and a hairless monkey just stabbed her in the eye.
 
The moment you got the knife out, she’s going to attack you, if only to stop you getting her.

LET THE NIGHT OF OF A THOUSAND HUGS BEGIN!!!!!!!

“Well, I’m obviously dreaming this, so let’s do something fun!”

Well, she’ll probably understand. Maybe. Doubtful but maybe. And besides, eye patches make everyone cooler.

hug, cry slightly and ask if i could go with her to equestia…

Try to stay calm and say hello, but I’m sure that the point where I belch.