@ShimmeringStallion
 
I’m on it, I’m on it! Get back here you @#$&ing horse!
 
[Chase scene ensues, cue Benny Hill music and general shenanigans]

@Joseph Raszagal  
watches as the gurney the pink pony’s on rolls out of the room and down the sloped hallway
 
… Stupid Cartoon-World…

@ShimmeringStallion
 
There’s a bunch there, coulda went Family Guy or the Simpsons too.
 
I just don’t really care for Twinkies, so they died.
 
Also, is it any wonder this surgery is taking so long? My other nurse fell asleep, the intern only speaks German, and I’ve just been standing here talking to you the whole time. Who knew that saving the life of a fictional character would be so hard?

@Joseph Raszagal  
(Was hoping you’d recognize the Futurama-joke. Damn, have to adjust…)  
And Nurse, seriously, Get your own fries!

@ShimmeringStallion
 
AND I’LL BET HE @#$%ING COVERED THEM WITH THE SYRUP TOO!
 
[Deep breaths, deep and calming breaths]
 
Are there any Oreo cookies or bags of granulated sugar left? I’m trying to save a life here and everyone’s eating my supplies!
 
[Off-screen mishap]
 
Of course. No, really, of course she did. No, really, I mean it; of course she did. Nurse Fletcher just ate my syringes too! Because why not?! I’LL BET THEY WERE DELICIOUS! WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HOPE SO, I HOPE THEY WERE FANTASTIC; I’VE GOT A DYING PINK HORSE HERE, BLEEDING ALL OVER THE GOD#$% PLACE, AND I HOPE THOSE PLASTIC TUBES WITH THEIR SHARP STEEL NEEDLES WERE THE MOST #$%ING AMAZING MEAL EVER!
 
[Flips the operating table shortly before spontaneously combusting]

@Joseph Raszagal  
Doctor, Wernstrum ate all the Twinkies, the spare Twinkies, the reserve Twinkies, the emergency Twinkies, AND the “Apocalypse-Use-Only”-Twinkies!

@Mynameisblupyro
 
Of course I can, nurse! I have years of experience, I’ve never lost a patient, and I was trained by the best of the best!
 
I once saved a child in Africa with nothing but a pistol, a pillow, and two bullets.
 
Now get me a box of Twinkies and 60 ccs of cinnamon-maple syrup, stat!

@Joseph Raszagal  
Doc, can you save Ponka?

@Joseph Raszagal  
Inject her with… Mexican Coca-Cola.

@Background Pony #F450
 
@Mynameisblupyro
 
I’m administering her 50 ccs of snickerdoodles and vanilla fudge as fast as I can, but her vitals are still dropping! Doctor, we need more cane sugar and high fructose corn syrup in here, otherwise she might not make it!

@Background Pony #F450  
Poor, poor Ponka.

NO  
No, who does this? Who? You can’t do that to a Ponka, it’s like telling Fluttershy she can’t hug a kitten, or Twi she’s not allowed to read.
 
@gittonsxv  
Her tongue might be a little forked in that panel, too.

What withered heart full of rot and pitch could possibly tempt her like that and then not deliver?
 
Despicable.

@Minus  
You don’t serve dessert directly in front of the child then say they can’t have it, that’s just dumb parenting!
 
You move dessert away from where a child can reach it, obviously.

Making desert before dinner is normal though. You give it time to cool down then. And it has to be ready by the time dinner is, because dinner needs to be kept hot.  
Nothing evil about this at all. Most of you are probably still young enough to experience this, so how do you not realise?

Telling her to wait? WHY!?

Deplorable.

Oh come on. Even I’m not that evil.

You’re so mean. ;_;

Diabolical.

@Bhazor
 
“Can the cupcake be my dinner?”

“Not until after dinner.”
 
“… ok, what’s for dinner?”
 
“Oh I don’t know. I haven’t started cooking yet. But doesn’t desert look good?”
 
Pure. Unfiltered. Evil.

…torment.

@Tyrranux  
No wait, this is still cruel, why bring it to her before dinner? She’ll obviously want to eat it right away. It’s like putting a cupcake ok a dogs nose

@Tyrranux  
And now I can’t sleep