@Blissey1
“Shining Armor is a goddamn moron(“Shining Armor is a goddamn moron) was originally the tag of a series of images named exactly that. People have since added it to unrelated images where Shining Armor is also a goddamn moron.
Don’t blow this, Poindexter. Some outfits are meant to be protective, others are to be sexy, and it’s your job as a Royal Guard to know the difference.
Shining should enchant some gems and get them installed in a skimpy, draping set of barely-there armor like a string bikini, such that they project a skintight magic shield. Bam, sensible AND sexy, and two-ways protective!
first they’re like “no no sexy armor is bad” but then they get pissy when you say against it pfft mares am i right fellas no pleasing ’em better just get the couch