“Please stop this,I’m not your enemy!”  
“Stop now? Can’t. I spent 600,000 dollars in grant money and more building this examination device to test on other worldly beings. I not ending this experiment prematurely because an alien mimic asked me too. Besides do you know how rigorous it is to start up a mini-nuclear reactor? These quantum examination probes don’t run on double A batteries.”

“The procedure will start in 10 seconds. When it begins there may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you’ll be nowhere near them.”

@Background Pony #28E2  
Don’t make me dream anon!

Earlier that day
 
“I have a birthday present for you, Princess. Well, more of a birthday medical procedure. Well… Technically, it’s a medical experiment. What’s important is it’s a present.”

@Biker Dash  
I’d be surprised if there weren’t folks on this site who are under 18, but a full two-thirds? I’m highly skeptical about that.

@Biker Dash  

 
My favourite Bond film to this day, simply because that one had Pussy Galore.

@LanceOmikron  
Shit! I bet that 2/3 of the viewers of this site are under 18. Gotta remember, kids have a habit of seeing that there is something that they shouldn’t see, and feel compelled to go there lol  
Also, consider how many kids nowdays are playing all them uber-violent games. I am certain that they are not meant for kids.  
Lastly, I am willing to wager that half the clop writers on fimfic.net are under 18. I can attest that two of the more famous ones (over 2k followers apiece) who have written clop were under 18 when they wrote their fics.

Are those portal guns?

@Biker Dash  
That movie may be over 50 years old, but it’s widely regarded as one of the best (perhaps even the best) entries of a popular movie series that continues to this day. People still talk about it quite commonly.
 
Plus, what’s this about kids? Maybe it’s just me, but given the content of this site, I doubt there are many folks here who are that far under 18.

@PonyPon  
lol, maybe I am too busy lately watching old movies than watching current shows that reference old movies.  
Speaking of old movies… I just acquired a copy of Convoy. Must go watch that now XD

@Biker Dash  
More than you would think, given the many cartoons that reference the movie.

@LanceOmikron  
Yeah… but how many kids would know lines from a movie from 1964? lol

@Biker Dash  
It’s Goldfinger, obviously.

@Biker Dash  
“If I fail, 00Neight takes over for me!”

@PonyPon  
Internet muffins lol  
You know the reference?

@Biker Dash  
So, everybody gets muffins?

Twilight #1: “Do you expect me to talk?”  
Twilight #2: “No, Ms. Sparkle, I expect you to die!  
Muffins for life to anyone who knows the reference.

Two right feet, or one duplicated and moved to the other?
 
I guess hands/feet is one of this artist’s weak points, considering…  

 
Then again, could just be crazy science experimentation at work here.

Science: Can be extremely painful. Usually to someone else.

Twilight: This isn’t going to hurt, is it?  
SciTwi: Don’t worry, I won’t feel a thing.

@Prof.NightJack  
I figured that was probably the case.

Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can.

@Casual Brony  
Time zones, artist is from Korea, it’s about 6:30pm 2/9 where I am and there it’s about 9:30am 2/10.

I’ve seen enough Hentai to know where this is going ….

@Background Pony #28E2  
Oh if only…