@Background Pony #7693  

 
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@Background Pony #7693  
Fine,  
 
I use him.

@C Money  
You fool, he’s not canon anymore. Should’ve picked Reva~~…I mean…The Exil~~…um…Luke?

dsfdsddszf

“dangit, I can’t find my phone… Derpy, can you find me my phone?”  
“good girl! Huh, this isn’t my phone… “

Derpy, whose phone is that? It’s not mine. Is it yours?

@Background Pony #0ED4  
That’s alright  
 
I know others.

Oh thats sweet and all, but she drooled on the touchscreen…

@C Money
 
Unfortunately, one is down, and another turned coat.

@Background Pony #7693
 
 
In case you do miss, we’ll back you up!

…I can’t be angry.

@Background Pony #B97E  
 
“Make her a chalk outline on the tarmac and we’ll make sure that your life is a living hell…and yes, we don’t miss!”

Derpy, far be it from me to threaten you, but…
 
Swallow that phone and you’re a chalk outline on the tarmac.

“Oh, thank you De-”  
*sees broken display glass*  
“… Wow, you have strong teeth…”

Derpy, don’t eat that please… ._.

Too lovely

Thanks… but it’s not mine.
 
Put it back where you found it, then come to the kitchen; it’s dinner time, and I want us to eat as… f-… family.

EEEEEEE!

@lasty  
I just don’t know what went wrong.

“Thanks. Now, don’t swallow it this time, okay?”  
“I wo-GUL’GH!? (gulp!).”  
“…”  
“Oopsie!”

HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

Thanks but. That’s not my phone.  
Derpy: I know.

well better compete ebay auctions again for a new phone