Mac, Troubleshoes is a horse. Comparing yourself to him is like comparing a large human to a gorilla. You are still very big as far as your species goes. :D
@Chapelseed
Yep. And then there was the time that someone convinced a Las Vegas In-N-Out to build a hundred-patty behemoth. But those are probably closer to dragons or ursas in terms of Equestrian equivalents.