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I’m sorry, but you are mistaken.
Twilight is Clearly a Soldier here, and Pinkie and Dash are both Scouts, and Rarity is the Medic telling them to feck off for constantly spamming the ‘Call Medic’ button.
But the perfect sniper in the show is Maud Pie. The rock farm is just a cover story. :)
Meanwhile at the sniper academy:
I honestly think of AJ as the perfect Sniper. “That’s Apples, mate.”
Both where hats,
You’d have to be able to be calm and patiant, which AJ knows full well being a farmer.
Being raised in the ‘outback’ or country
Accent.
Eh, weak reasons, but that’s just how I like to have fun. {I also like to make Rarity a medic, since she seems more like a support like character and how nifty her precision magic would work wonders in the surgery room.}
Sniper: Take that, booksmarts!
Sniper: Dominated, you cactus eating egghead!
Sniper: Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
About as much as Twilight Sniper…
Medic: I healed the man who will kill you!
Medic: The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
Medic: I’m going to saw through your bones!
Medic: That was doctor assisted homicide!
Medic: Can you feel the schadenfreude? (Schadenfreude is when you find pleasure in the suffering of others)
… and Fluttermedic.
He hasn’t shown up yet. Both Anon’s use perfect grammar. X3
Besides, Shy’s clearly the Spy:
The point at which every side in this debate has gone wrong is to try and seriously translate the personalities of colorfull, friendship-based small horses into those of violent contract killers. It doesn’t fit to begin with.
Sniper: “Snipin’s a good job, mate! It’s challengin’ work, out of doors…I guarantee you’ll not go hungry~~”
Sniper “~~‘cause at the end of the day, long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.”
Sniper: “Feelins’? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?”
Sniper: “Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.”
Sniper: “Be polite.”
Sniper: “Be efficient.”
Sniper: “Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
Yep, this is Fluttershy. I agree. :)