Damn Okies and their nonexistent buffalo population.

@Background Human
 
Well-put

@TexasUberAlles  
@Dirty Bit  
Amish Hell is an eternity of empty materialism. You can have all the earthly pleasures you want, but you’ll never know any real intimacy or friendship. Forever alone, even among a sea of adoring sycophants.
 
Basically you’re reincarnated as Donald Trump.

@TexasUberAlles
 
Amish Hell is a mall

What is Amish Hell? Like, a video arcade with loud Death Metal blasting out and boxes full of buttons and zippers everywhere?

Good thing I’m not Amish.

@BigBadSeed  
theres a special place in amish hell for people like you

@goombanatti  
That’s a funny way to say Texas.

@BigBadSeed  
no, its pennsylvania

@goombanatti  
That’s a funny way to say Texas.

best state is also best pony  
(im pennsylvanian)

I was born and raised in the great and powerful Trixie and have been to  
Cheerlie,  
Carrot Top,  
Lightning Dust,  
Scootaloo,  
Pinkie Pie,  
Roseluck,  
Chrysalis,  
Mayor Mare,  
Vinyl Scratch,  
Applejack,  
Discord,  
Spitfire,  
Bulk Biceps,  
Diamond Tiara,  
and Silver Spoon

So I was born in The Dazzlings, lived in Applejack for a long time and now reside in Twilight Sparkle.
 
Hmm, I’m OK with this. :D

I’m in vinylfornia

Funny. I had no idea Rarity, Princess Cadance, Vinyl Scratch, Bon-Bon, and Lyra were all liberal degenerates. You think you know a pony.

@alex p keaton  
I think it’s Luna.  

Who’s the federal district?

Starlight Glimmer like Puerto Rico.

South Carolina is Iron Will? Hmm…
 
1860: “When them Yankees try to block, show them that you rock!” *secedes*
 
^{i’m sorry i’ll show myself out}

Of course Sweetie Belle’s Kansas. That’s where Bobdude0 is from. xD

@BigBadSeed  
Well, there have been a few pictures depicting her as Joshua Graham from F:NV…

Also, Fluttershy is best Mormon?

@Background Pony #8C99  
Because Delaware is puny.
 
lol jk

Wh….. you fuck. You put derby in Delaware. That’s where I live!

Ha! Cherry Berry is New Mexico.