At least use a coaster. Do you have any idea how hard it is to scrape off all those people? I’ll tell you missy, if I need to apply a new coat of varnish on this table it’s coming straight out of your allowance.
@Niggoslav_Krawczyk I WAS in there. I was chilling with my friend Chris eating chicken nuggets watching the Hangover 2 again when we smelled smoke. Ten minutes later the whole roof was ablaze.
I love 9/11 jokes. I make them all the time. But my house DID burn down a couple weeks ago on September 11th. Coincidence?
Maybe.
Hilarious?
Yes.
Even to me.