@Jerkface
I don’t. When its topped, I snap the spine and eat it like a sandwich.
Or when I want something slightly less messy (but inevitably still messy) I just mix my taco toppings (ground beef, seasonings, chunky salsa, hot sauce, chopped onions) together into a dip and eat it with warmed tortilla chips. Probably not something you can really do if you like to mix hot and cold ingredients, though, and you usually don’t manage to get quite as nice a meat-tortilla ratio as with a taco.
@Keith Mowz
“triangles.”
Sir, I’ll have you know I roll them up to contain the greatness of the taco.
It must be terrible to have to eat them while tilting your head.
Interesting that the part about to be eaten doesn’t have any magic around it. I suppose they’d have to bite through their own magical grip if that were the case.