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Ever hear of the fanfic “The Conversion Bureau”? That’s where Xenolestia comes from.
…Never said Alicorns were immortal.
Oh sh-
Hay, is that Cage behind you?
ahh, alrighty then
I had to take a few liberties from the Tony Stark speech and remembered that in canon, Deadpool can never die, so I figured that somepony would attempt to turn him into a Newfoal. The side-effect is that he and Cable can go INTO the barrier.
And the reason he got involved was because someone had managed to fill a pinata with the shifting potion that turns humans into ponies and smuggled it into a kid’s birthday party. The paper bag contains the head of the pony that pulled the plan OFF.
Oh, and in my head, Magneto and Doctor Doom are the two most-likely villains in the Marvel-Verse to team up with the heroes in order to protect their own kingdoms. As for Loki…he’s probably the most likely to understand this sort of invasion.
And yes, Thor would probably shatter the barrier with his hammer. Truth be told, the closest thing to the Comics are NAMES as I would probably go through Continuity just to look up feats.
Although minus one universe for not mentioning Wolverine among the X-Men for me due to Deadpool’s history with Weapon X.
You…you win. You win not just the Internet, but the entire multiverse.
And one of them happens to be batsht insane.
Xenolestia: How did you get in?
Deadpool: I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. Besides, you sure picked the wrong Earth to pss off.
Yellow Box: I mean, really, you pick one of two Earths that had dealt with Planet Eaters, Alien Armies, and Squirrel Girl in order to turn them into Pony Slaves?
Box 2: That reminds me, I have to thank Thanos for cursing me. Because when that potion hit me, it kind of has the side-effect of having me enter your barrier.
Deadpool: That reminds me, I might have to ask you and your pony forces to surrender before the talking boxes go away.
Xenolestia: First off…talking boxes? Second, this has to be done because you’re too violent to be contained.
Deadpool: And that’s what’s going to get you killed, not by me, but by an alliance of heroes and villains that have dealt with this stuff in the past. Let me put this in perspective without trying to rip off Tony Stark. You and your “Army of Goodness” are going to be up against a supersoldier who fights for his country, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, a kid whose wise-cracking rivals my own, two master assassins, a man with TREMENDOUS anger issues, a God of Thunder and his friends from Asgard with his father and adopted brother, a group of four Fantastic heroes and the rival whose home country would be a primary concern for this invasion before his rivalry with the stretchy one, a group of mutants led by what looks like the anti-thesis of a guy voiced by John de Lancie with his ex-best friend and HIS group of mutants, a guy from Africa whose married to a woman who can control the weather, a woman who can control squirrels and has one-hit KOed cosmic entities, my best friend and teleporting buddy, the head of SHIELD whose middle name has TWO initials, his sexy assistant, a guy whose Life Model Decoy was needed to fend off the invasion, and YOU, Sun-Butt, have managed to pss off EVERY single one of us.
Yellow Box: And I’ve only scratched the SURFACE of where this particular rabbit hole goes.
Xenolestia: I have an army of ponies under my command.
Deadpool: And we have an army of Squirrels. Doesn’t sound like much, but I’ve tangled with this particular bunch before.
Xenolestia: Funny, she seemed to be harmless…
Deadpool: Not the point. What I’m trying to say is that you’ve picked the wrong world to tangle with, and now your little Kingdom of the Sun is about to pay the price. Now…in an unlikely scenario, maybe it’s going to be too much for us as a whole, but if that chance will come, we’re taking you and your entire Equestrian onslaught with us.
Xenolestia: (glares) And how are they going to do that when they’ll be busy with you? (takes out potion that would turn humans into Newfoals, but Deadpool shoots it) What?
Deadpool: They’ve TRIED. It didn’t work. Performance issues, but it’s mostly because I can’t be killed. At all.
(slamming sound can be heard as the barrier cracks…which panics Xenolestia…)
Deadpool: That must be Thor with his mighty hammer. Oh, I almost forgot…there’s one other person you pssed off. (chuckles) I like to call him Q, but I believe you know him as Discord. Also…I forgot to mention the one thing you did that got me as the messenger in the first place.
Xenolestia: And…that would be…
Deadpool: (in a VERY serious tone) I’m a fan of wanton destruction and can flip between anti-heroism and all-out villainy at a good price…but when you include anyone under eighteen as victims…the laughter stops and you made a VERY. DANGEROUS. ENEMY. (leaves behind a brown paper bag with blood on it…) It’s a shame. Had we met under different circumstances, I would have made a good poker buddy. (teleports out)
i mean the xenolestia meme, not this particular post.
it feels like just an excuse to pit “ebil celetia” against whatever powerful representative of the hunmans op decides to use, smells like blatant whish fulfillment to me.
Imagine the look on Celestia’s face when she realizes that she’s facing a world with countless individuals who could take her down in an instant.
Then clearly u haven’t seen ghost rider
Conversion Bureau over.