Hey, whatever happened to this thread?
SECRETS AND PIES
Rainbow Dash: “She won’t listen to me. She won’t let me apologize.” (sighs) “I feel terrible.”
Twilight Sparkle: “Well, you have been lying to her. To all of us, actually.”
Applejack: “Yeah. Is there anything else you’re lyin’ about that we should know?”
Dash: “Well, now that you mention it…”
Twilight: “I think that was supposed to be a rhetorical question.”
Dash: “Twilight, I told you I liked your Power Ponies fanfics, but I actually stopped reading them when you started shipping Humdrum with the Mane-Iac. No offense, but that’s just creepy.”
Twilight: “Thanks for the feedback I guess?”
Dash: “Applejack, I’m not actually bi, I was just really drunk that one time…”
AJ: “Um, okay…”
Dash: “That’s actually kind of a lie too, I’d have made an exception for you even if I was sober. Just you. And maybe Spitfire. Wow, I feel so much better finally getting that out there…”
AJ: “Glad one of us does, ‘cause I was happier not knowin’…”
Dash: “Oh, and I still feel like a jerk for how I treated Fluttershy during that dragon thing, but I can’t tell her because I KNOW she’d just apologize like a zillion times for making me feel guilty even though it’s my fault!”
Twilight: “I’m glad we could help you… unburden yourself, but I really feel like we’re getting sidetracked…”
Dash: “And I know I don’t hang out with her much, but sometimes I worry about Starlight. Not like I don’t trust her or anything! More like, you know, I’m scared she’s gonna fall apart or something. And then there’s the whole thing with Scootaloo…”
AJ: “Oh, for Celestia’s sake, stop it! Just stop! FOCUS, would ya?! The pies! Pinkie! Not talking to you! Ring any bells?!”
Dash: “Oh! Right! …I have an idea, but I’m really hoping one of you has a better one…”