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Just a teensy bit of dialogue I’m surprised they left out…
FORGOTTEN FRIENDSHIP
Pinkie: “She was SO MEAN… No offense.”
Sunset: “…None taken.”
FORGOTTEN FRIENDSHIP
Pinkie: “She was SO MEAN… No offense.”
Sunset: “…None taken.”
Background Pony #3216
Can someone do an alternate scenario to “Every Little Thing She Does”, You know, The episode where Starlight hypnotizes Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, And Applejack?
lasty
dead to you
@Background Pony #9886
(the castle is in bad shape. Applejack just floated by and implied that Big Macintosh believes in Spider-Man’s mantra. Twilight and Spike enter)
Twilight: what…is…going on!?
Starlight: Oh my gosh, thank Sunbutt you’re back! I was, uh, just practicing my magic and it kinda, sorta violated our friends’ minds and misplaced their free will Ahem! and everyone was super-creepy and they kept calling me by my full name! Or as much of my full name as they know. And Fluttershy was covered in bugs and Applejack kept saying non-sequiturs whenever I stopped listening to her for a second!
Applejack: It’s like Apple Bloom always says: “Twist never talks anymore, it’s startin’ to scare me. Do ya think she’s alright? Why are you laughin’, Granny?”.
Starlight: See? Also, I’m pretty sure there’s no such pony as ‘Twist’, so she’s making up names, too.
Twilight: Back up for a second. You ‘kinda, sorta’ did what?
Starlight: It’s really not as bad as my wording makes it sound.
Twilight: Yeah, most things aren’t as bad as what you said! ugh. Spike, stay here and go “LALALALALALALA” so nopony overhears Starlight’s voice.
Spike: Eh, whatever grants me a moment’s respite from sweeping!
Twilight: Starlight Fudgiepudge Glimmer, come with me.
Starlight: why did i tell her my middle name?
(in the library)
Applejack: (from outside the room) it’s like big mac always says: “stupid feather bangs. why’d ya have to go an’ be so dreamy?”
Starlight: Okay, let me have it.
Twilight: (sigh) I guess my biggest question is ‘what the heck possessed you to do that!?’.
Starlight: I haven’t been doing my friendship lessons, okay!?
Twilight: Most of my close friends are standing mind-broken in my foyer. Your right to cop an attitude about this is revoked. Also, why haven’t you been doing them? One of them was literally “relax with a friend”.
Starlight: Because the idea of baking a cake with Pinkie Pie was so…! What if I wasn’t good at it, despite easily making a cake she said was good not too long ago? What if I just held her back? It freaked me out. …in hindsight, my spell-cocktail only changed why the experience freaked me out. those eyes..!
Twilight: oh my gosh, i can’t believe i almost lost to you. Do you know why I had you bake with Pinkie instead of just reading cookbooks?
Starlight: Because teachers enjoy making things harder than they need to be?
Twilight: So you could bond with her! Do you know why I wanted you to relax with Rainbow Dash instead of by yourself?
Starlight: She calls it “chillaxing”.
Twilight: I know, and her unrecognized portmanteaus are infuriating! But the reason was so you could bond with her! And do you know why I told you to help with Rarity’s sewing? So you could bond with her and make Spike some clothes! Do you know how hard it is to clothes-shop for a bi-pedal, spine-backed creature in Ponyville!?
Starlight: …fairly hard?
Twilight: The point is, the friendship lessons weren’t about what you were doing. They were about becoming better friends with others.
Starlight: Oooh. I think I might have missed the point.
Twilight: Yes. You missed the point that “friendship lessons”, which I made sure to call them regularly, were about… friendship! Somehow! (sigh) Well, you might have missed the point, but I sure didn’t.
Starlight: Oh?
Twilight: (smacks her horn right on the point) Idiot!
(the castle is in bad shape. Applejack just floated by and implied that Big Macintosh believes in Spider-Man’s mantra. Twilight and Spike enter)
Twilight: what…is…going on!?
Starlight: Oh my gosh, thank Sunbutt you’re back! I was, uh, just practicing my magic and it kinda, sorta violated our friends’ minds and misplaced their free will Ahem! and everyone was super-creepy and they kept calling me by my full name! Or as much of my full name as they know. And Fluttershy was covered in bugs and Applejack kept saying non-sequiturs whenever I stopped listening to her for a second!
Applejack: It’s like Apple Bloom always says: “Twist never talks anymore, it’s startin’ to scare me. Do ya think she’s alright? Why are you laughin’, Granny?”.
Starlight: See? Also, I’m pretty sure there’s no such pony as ‘Twist’, so she’s making up names, too.
Twilight: Back up for a second. You ‘kinda, sorta’ did what?
Starlight: It’s really not as bad as my wording makes it sound.
Twilight: Yeah, most things aren’t as bad as what you said! ugh. Spike, stay here and go “LALALALALALALA” so nopony overhears Starlight’s voice.
Spike: Eh, whatever grants me a moment’s respite from sweeping!
Twilight: Starlight Fudgiepudge Glimmer, come with me.
Starlight: why did i tell her my middle name?
(in the library)
Applejack: (from outside the room) it’s like big mac always says: “stupid feather bangs. why’d ya have to go an’ be so dreamy?”
Starlight: Okay, let me have it.
Twilight: (sigh) I guess my biggest question is ‘what the heck possessed you to do that!?’.
Starlight: I haven’t been doing my friendship lessons, okay!?
Twilight: Most of my close friends are standing mind-broken in my foyer. Your right to cop an attitude about this is revoked. Also, why haven’t you been doing them? One of them was literally “relax with a friend”.
Starlight: Because the idea of baking a cake with Pinkie Pie was so…! What if I wasn’t good at it, despite easily making a cake she said was good not too long ago? What if I just held her back? It freaked me out. …in hindsight, my spell-cocktail only changed why the experience freaked me out. those eyes..!
Twilight: oh my gosh, i can’t believe i almost lost to you. Do you know why I had you bake with Pinkie instead of just reading cookbooks?
Starlight: Because teachers enjoy making things harder than they need to be?
Twilight: So you could bond with her! Do you know why I wanted you to relax with Rainbow Dash instead of by yourself?
Starlight: She calls it “chillaxing”.
Twilight: I know, and her unrecognized portmanteaus are infuriating! But the reason was so you could bond with her! And do you know why I told you to help with Rarity’s sewing? So you could bond with her and make Spike some clothes! Do you know how hard it is to clothes-shop for a bi-pedal, spine-backed creature in Ponyville!?
Starlight: …fairly hard?
Twilight: The point is, the friendship lessons weren’t about what you were doing. They were about becoming better friends with others.
Starlight: Oooh. I think I might have missed the point.
Twilight: Yes. You missed the point that “friendship lessons”, which I made sure to call them regularly, were about… friendship! Somehow! (sigh) Well, you might have missed the point, but I sure didn’t.
Starlight: Oh?
Twilight: (smacks her horn right on the point) Idiot!
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Forgotten Friendship
Sunset: “Thanks, Princess! Er, Princesses! I’m sorry I gotta run, but I’ll be right back after I make this right!”
Celestia: “No, Sunset. You won’t.”
Sunset: “I… I don’t understand. I thought…”
Celestia: “My dearest Sunset, you are always welcome here, and I do hope we meet again… But I know your heart belongs elsewhere. Go home, Sunset Shimmer. Go home and be with your friends.”
Sunset: “Thank you. I will. Whatever it takes, I’m going to get my friends back.”
Sunset: “Thanks, Princess! Er, Princesses! I’m sorry I gotta run, but I’ll be right back after I make this right!”
Celestia: “No, Sunset. You won’t.”
Sunset: “I… I don’t understand. I thought…”
Celestia: “My dearest Sunset, you are always welcome here, and I do hope we meet again… But I know your heart belongs elsewhere. Go home, Sunset Shimmer. Go home and be with your friends.”
Sunset: “Thank you. I will. Whatever it takes, I’m going to get my friends back.”
lasty
dead to you
Rock-Solid Friendship
Starlight: So, aside from rocks, what are you into.
Maud: Minerals. Plate tectonics. Oh. And stand-up comedy. I’m doing a show at Canterlaughs tonight. Do you want to hear a sample?
Starlight: Oh, uh, sure!
Maud: (clears throat) Rear ends.
Starlight: …come again?
Maud: Rear ends. They’re funny. Because of their function as…
Starlight: I!…know what they’re for. But, is that your whole routine?
Maud: No. I also talk about relationships.
Starlight: Really? What about them?
Maud: Here’s one I’ve been working on: I’ve never been in a relationship*. I probably never will be. If anyone in the audience is in love, cherish it for the short time that its in your life. But not so much that it becomes a painful memory when it’s gone. Cherish one another in moderation. (Starlight is confused but chuckles politely) Don’t patronize me. It’s disgusting.
Starlight: uh… come on, starlight, say something! I like…kites?
(beat)
Maud: Kites are cool.
*yes, yes, i know, the upcoming thing, but she didn’t know at the time
Not Asking for Trouble
Rutherford: And that how yak beat evil and save world.
Pinkie: Pink pony like yak story.
Rutherford: That cultural appropriation! Pink pony should check privilege.
Pinkie: Well, I don’t have to live in Yakyakistan. That’s a pretty big privilege!
Rutherford: And what wrong with living in Yakyakistan!?
Pinkie: The meteorites.
Rutherford: What?
(a meteorite the size of a pointed golf ball zooms from the heavens, planting itself firmly between Rutherford’s eyes. he collapses, never to rise again. the village that fancies itself a country actually addresses its problems and prospers and most of the episode is skipped. ♪Friieeeeeeends!♪)
__School Daze__
Rarity: But where does one go to learn about friendship?
Twilight: They can come here. Because we’re going to open a school!
Applejack: …what?
Twilight: A school! More specifically, a friendship school. And you’ll all be teachers!
Applejack: Ah figured that. It’s just that…look, you know Ah love ya, sugarcube. As much as mah country-style upbringin’ will let me love another mare. But this is just a bad idea. First off, a school for friendship? Homework and quizzes ain’t exactly gonna grease any friendship wheels.
Twilight: I will not have quizzes spoken ill of in my castle!
Applejack: If’n you really wanna bring folks together, just make a youth center or a big coffee shop or somethin’. Make a little money, use it to give yourself breathin’ room to lower taxes, that sorta deal. Second, us as teachers? Really? Not a’one of us is a qualified teacher, Ah can’t recall any of us ever sayin’ we wanted to be teachers and just decidin’ we are really isn’t all that cool. It kinda seems like an insult to miss Cheerilee, who worked hard to get her teachin’ degree, too.
Rarity: I would love to help you, Twilight, really I would. But with three boutiques in three different cities, I don’t know if I can take on another full-time career.
Rainbow: Sure, Twilight, I’ll just set aside Wonderbolt stuff for your spur of the moment school idea. I mean, it’s just my lifelong dream. ugh. How the hay do you even teach loyalty? ‘Don’t betray your friends’. There, whole semester, taught.
Twilight: i get it…
Pinkie: At least your thing might come with talking about temptation or heroically resisting offers for the sake of what you know is right. You know, the ol’ reverse-Discord. I have to teach laughter! ‘Chapter one: Ha. Chapter two: tee-hee’. (does a ‘what even is this conversation?’ shrug)
Starlight: What are you all talking about? I couldn’t hear you over the crushing pressure of suddenly being a big part of steering a group of students I don’t even know yet toward their destinies! Seriously, Twilight, why would you put that on me? You know how I deal with slightly difficult groups!
Spike: Why do I get the feeling I’m going to be the school custodian?
Twilight: Alright, I won’t do the dumb school! yeesh.
(beat)
Pinkie: So, now what’s season eight gonna be about?
Fluttershy: we could…develop characters who we haven’t seen in a really long time. i-i think people are curious about what diamond tiara and gabby are up to. maybe…cheese sandwich, too?
(beat)
Applejack: (sigh) fine, we’ll do your school thing.
Twilight: We’ll call it ‘Hugwarts’!
Rainbow: Like fun, we’ll call it that!
Capper: %ain’t ya’ll gonna mention what i’ve been doin’ since the movie? verko, he…he mailed me chummer’s tail..!%
@Background Pony #9886
@Ardashir
Thank you.
Starlight: So, aside from rocks, what are you into.
Maud: Minerals. Plate tectonics. Oh. And stand-up comedy. I’m doing a show at Canterlaughs tonight. Do you want to hear a sample?
Starlight: Oh, uh, sure!
Maud: (clears throat) Rear ends.
Starlight: …come again?
Maud: Rear ends. They’re funny. Because of their function as…
Starlight: I!…know what they’re for. But, is that your whole routine?
Maud: No. I also talk about relationships.
Starlight: Really? What about them?
Maud: Here’s one I’ve been working on: I’ve never been in a relationship*. I probably never will be. If anyone in the audience is in love, cherish it for the short time that its in your life. But not so much that it becomes a painful memory when it’s gone. Cherish one another in moderation. (Starlight is confused but chuckles politely) Don’t patronize me. It’s disgusting.
Starlight: uh… come on, starlight, say something! I like…kites?
(beat)
Maud: Kites are cool.
*yes, yes, i know, the upcoming thing, but she didn’t know at the time
Not Asking for Trouble
Rutherford: And that how yak beat evil and save world.
Pinkie: Pink pony like yak story.
Rutherford: That cultural appropriation! Pink pony should check privilege.
Pinkie: Well, I don’t have to live in Yakyakistan. That’s a pretty big privilege!
Rutherford: And what wrong with living in Yakyakistan!?
Pinkie: The meteorites.
Rutherford: What?
(a meteorite the size of a pointed golf ball zooms from the heavens, planting itself firmly between Rutherford’s eyes. he collapses, never to rise again. the village that fancies itself a country actually addresses its problems and prospers and most of the episode is skipped. ♪Friieeeeeeends!♪)
__School Daze__
Rarity: But where does one go to learn about friendship?
Twilight: They can come here. Because we’re going to open a school!
Applejack: …what?
Twilight: A school! More specifically, a friendship school. And you’ll all be teachers!
Applejack: Ah figured that. It’s just that…look, you know Ah love ya, sugarcube. As much as mah country-style upbringin’ will let me love another mare. But this is just a bad idea. First off, a school for friendship? Homework and quizzes ain’t exactly gonna grease any friendship wheels.
Twilight: I will not have quizzes spoken ill of in my castle!
Applejack: If’n you really wanna bring folks together, just make a youth center or a big coffee shop or somethin’. Make a little money, use it to give yourself breathin’ room to lower taxes, that sorta deal. Second, us as teachers? Really? Not a’one of us is a qualified teacher, Ah can’t recall any of us ever sayin’ we wanted to be teachers and just decidin’ we are really isn’t all that cool. It kinda seems like an insult to miss Cheerilee, who worked hard to get her teachin’ degree, too.
Rarity: I would love to help you, Twilight, really I would. But with three boutiques in three different cities, I don’t know if I can take on another full-time career.
Rainbow: Sure, Twilight, I’ll just set aside Wonderbolt stuff for your spur of the moment school idea. I mean, it’s just my lifelong dream. ugh. How the hay do you even teach loyalty? ‘Don’t betray your friends’. There, whole semester, taught.
Twilight: i get it…
Pinkie: At least your thing might come with talking about temptation or heroically resisting offers for the sake of what you know is right. You know, the ol’ reverse-Discord. I have to teach laughter! ‘Chapter one: Ha. Chapter two: tee-hee’. (does a ‘what even is this conversation?’ shrug)
Starlight: What are you all talking about? I couldn’t hear you over the crushing pressure of suddenly being a big part of steering a group of students I don’t even know yet toward their destinies! Seriously, Twilight, why would you put that on me? You know how I deal with slightly difficult groups!
Spike: Why do I get the feeling I’m going to be the school custodian?
Twilight: Alright, I won’t do the dumb school! yeesh.
(beat)
Pinkie: So, now what’s season eight gonna be about?
Fluttershy: we could…develop characters who we haven’t seen in a really long time. i-i think people are curious about what diamond tiara and gabby are up to. maybe…cheese sandwich, too?
(beat)
Applejack: (sigh) fine, we’ll do your school thing.
Twilight: We’ll call it ‘Hugwarts’!
Rainbow: Like fun, we’ll call it that!
Capper: %ain’t ya’ll gonna mention what i’ve been doin’ since the movie? verko, he…he mailed me chummer’s tail..!%
@Background Pony #9886
@Ardashir
Thank you.
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I beat LoZ:BotW!!!
Alternative scene to episode 14 of season 8 (Not part of the leaks but the synopsis was so I can come up with scenes for it)
|| A Matter of Principals
Discord: I can’t believe that you chose Starlight to run the school over me!
Twilight: Well to be fair, my first choice said she was dealing with some personal demons
Cut
Sunset Shimmer: I WILL BEAT YOU DEMON!!! is playing a video game and loses
Sunset: AHHHHHHHH! Throws controller at TV which rebounds and hits her in the head
Back to Twilight
Twilight: And my second third and fourth choices were doing some group bonding
Cut
Applebloom: YOU’RE DUMB!!
Sweetie Belle: NO YOU’RE DUMB!!
Scootaloo: YOU’RE ALL DUMB
Starts fighting in a big cartoon dust ball
Back to Twilight
Twilight: And I don’t know where my fifth sixth seventh and eighth choices went to
Cut
Shining Armor: WOOO! LAS PEGASUS!!!! Is in party gear as he and Candence, Celestia and Luna are binging at the casinos
Back to Twilight
Twilight: So Starlight in chrage.
||
|| A Matter of Principals
Discord: I can’t believe that you chose Starlight to run the school over me!
Twilight: Well to be fair, my first choice said she was dealing with some personal demons
Cut
Sunset Shimmer: I WILL BEAT YOU DEMON!!! is playing a video game and loses
Sunset: AHHHHHHHH! Throws controller at TV which rebounds and hits her in the head
Back to Twilight
Twilight: And my second third and fourth choices were doing some group bonding
Cut
Applebloom: YOU’RE DUMB!!
Sweetie Belle: NO YOU’RE DUMB!!
Scootaloo: YOU’RE ALL DUMB
Starts fighting in a big cartoon dust ball
Back to Twilight
Twilight: And I don’t know where my fifth sixth seventh and eighth choices went to
Cut
Shining Armor: WOOO! LAS PEGASUS!!!! Is in party gear as he and Candence, Celestia and Luna are binging at the casinos
Back to Twilight
Twilight: So Starlight in chrage.
||
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Hm…
If I may…
||Twilight: My ninth choice refused because… Let’s just call it personal reasons.
Cut
Moondancer: So after ditching me AGAIN… Make that ditching US again… She comes waltzing in after all this time like nothing’s wrong and tries to make me run her fake school for her! I’ve never been so peeved in my life! I’m done with her, Twinkleshine. She can go to Tartarus for all I care.
||
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Forgotten Friendship
Sunset Shimmer: “Look, you might not remember me, but I still know you! You’re my best friends! Fluttershy, remember the first time you saw King Kong? You locked yourself in your room and cried all weekend!”
Fluttershy: “Um, h-how did you…?” Nervous squeak
Sunset: “And Pinkie! Remember when you were little and your parents wanted a guard dog, so they got that big Doberman? And then you couldn’t keep it because it was scared of your sister Limestone? And Dash, you used to wear a wig and use a fake name so you could enter races and stuff without your parents showing up to embarrass you!”
Dash: “And we’re supposed to be less creeped out now?”
Rarity: “Indeed! I don’t know who’s been telling you these things, Sunset Shimmer…”
Sunset: “YOU HAVE! You told me because we’re friends! Because you knew you could TRUST me! Applejack, you told me the last thing your mother ever – HEY!”
Applejack grabs Sunset roughly by the shoulders, then shoves her backwards, sending her tumbling to the sand. Before she even knows what hit her, Applejack is kneeling on top of her, with a hand uncomfortably close to her throat. Their faces are mere inches apart, and Sunset has never seen Applejack so angry.
Applejack: “Let’s get one thing straight right now: I dunno what your game is, and I don’t WANNA know. But if you say one more word about my parents, you’ll be sayin’ sorry to ’em FACE TO FACE. Got it?”
Sunset nods, trying not to burst into tears, as Applejack rises to her feet.
Twilight: “Be gentle, Applejack. I don’t think she realized it was such a sore subject. There may be another side to this after all. Can you sit up, Sunset?”
Sunset rises into a seated position, with Twilight lowering herself to her level
Sunset: “Twilight… You believe me, right? You remember me?”
Twilight: “No. But I do want to help you. This isn’t really my strong suit, but have you been feeling confused lately? Disoriented?”
Sunset: “Not until I got here today.”
Fluttershy: “Um… Twilight… what are you… I mean… is it okay if I maybe ask…?”
Twilight: “I don’t think she’s lying to us. Not intentionally, at least.”
Sunset: “Wait, what? You think I’m CRAZY?”
Twilight: “You said it yourself, Sunset. Your memories don’t match up with reality. I don’t want to call you delusional, but I’m not sure what other word I could use.”
Sunset: “No…”
Twilight: “The more I know, the better I can help, but we need to make sure you’re okay. How about I drive you to the hospital?”
Sunset: “I wasn’t going to the hospital.”
Rarity: “You are now, and you’re not driving.”
Applejack: “It’s for your own good, sugarcube.”
Fluttershy: “Twilight wants to protect you, and we’re all with her on this one,”
Dash: “She’s got a good reason to be worried. If your head’s hurt, this could be really serious.”
Pinkie: “I call shotgun!”
Dash: “…Seriously, Pinkie?”
Pinkie: “Oh, right. Sunset should probably get shotgun since she’s not feeling good.”
Sunset Shimmer: “Look, you might not remember me, but I still know you! You’re my best friends! Fluttershy, remember the first time you saw King Kong? You locked yourself in your room and cried all weekend!”
Fluttershy: “Um, h-how did you…?” Nervous squeak
Sunset: “And Pinkie! Remember when you were little and your parents wanted a guard dog, so they got that big Doberman? And then you couldn’t keep it because it was scared of your sister Limestone? And Dash, you used to wear a wig and use a fake name so you could enter races and stuff without your parents showing up to embarrass you!”
Dash: “And we’re supposed to be less creeped out now?”
Rarity: “Indeed! I don’t know who’s been telling you these things, Sunset Shimmer…”
Sunset: “YOU HAVE! You told me because we’re friends! Because you knew you could TRUST me! Applejack, you told me the last thing your mother ever – HEY!”
Applejack grabs Sunset roughly by the shoulders, then shoves her backwards, sending her tumbling to the sand. Before she even knows what hit her, Applejack is kneeling on top of her, with a hand uncomfortably close to her throat. Their faces are mere inches apart, and Sunset has never seen Applejack so angry.
Applejack: “Let’s get one thing straight right now: I dunno what your game is, and I don’t WANNA know. But if you say one more word about my parents, you’ll be sayin’ sorry to ’em FACE TO FACE. Got it?”
Sunset nods, trying not to burst into tears, as Applejack rises to her feet.
Twilight: “Be gentle, Applejack. I don’t think she realized it was such a sore subject. There may be another side to this after all. Can you sit up, Sunset?”
Sunset rises into a seated position, with Twilight lowering herself to her level
Sunset: “Twilight… You believe me, right? You remember me?”
Twilight: “No. But I do want to help you. This isn’t really my strong suit, but have you been feeling confused lately? Disoriented?”
Sunset: “Not until I got here today.”
Fluttershy: “Um… Twilight… what are you… I mean… is it okay if I maybe ask…?”
Twilight: “I don’t think she’s lying to us. Not intentionally, at least.”
Sunset: “Wait, what? You think I’m CRAZY?”
Twilight: “You said it yourself, Sunset. Your memories don’t match up with reality. I don’t want to call you delusional, but I’m not sure what other word I could use.”
Sunset: “No…”
Twilight: “The more I know, the better I can help, but we need to make sure you’re okay. How about I drive you to the hospital?”
Sunset: “I wasn’t going to the hospital.”
Rarity: “You are now, and you’re not driving.”
Applejack: “It’s for your own good, sugarcube.”
Fluttershy: “Twilight wants to protect you, and we’re all with her on this one,”
Dash: “She’s got a good reason to be worried. If your head’s hurt, this could be really serious.”
Pinkie: “I call shotgun!”
Dash: “…Seriously, Pinkie?”
Pinkie: “Oh, right. Sunset should probably get shotgun since she’s not feeling good.”
@EotD
Hm…
If I may…
||Twilight: My ninth choice refused because… Let’s just call it personal reasons.
Cut
Moondancer: So after ditching me AGAIN… Make that ditching US again… She comes waltzing in after all this time like nothing’s wrong and tries to make me run her fake school for her! I’ve never been so peeved in my life! I’m done with her, Twinkleshine. She can go to Tartarus for all I care.
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@Ardashir
Sorry. I can get rid of it if you want.
If it helps, I didn’t envision it as an ending. I just didn’t want to rewrite the entire thing from there, and that’s basically where I ran out of steam. I was gonna have them mention the book and agree to all talk talk to Princess Twilight, but still make Sunset go to the hospital first to make sure nothing life-threatening was wrong.
The worst ending that could happen is that they stop Wallflower too late to restore everyone’s memories, but having the Human Six in her corner is enough to convince everyone to give Sunset a chance and she proves she’s not what they remember her as.
Again, sorry.
Sorry. I can get rid of it if you want.
If it helps, I didn’t envision it as an ending. I just didn’t want to rewrite the entire thing from there, and that’s basically where I ran out of steam. I was gonna have them mention the book and agree to all talk talk to Princess Twilight, but still make Sunset go to the hospital first to make sure nothing life-threatening was wrong.
The worst ending that could happen is that they stop Wallflower too late to restore everyone’s memories, but having the Human Six in her corner is enough to convince everyone to give Sunset a chance and she proves she’s not what they remember her as.
Again, sorry.
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@Ardashir
Memory alteration is a scary ability for so many reasons. It’s just lucky that Wallflower was so desperate to be noticed. Someone who wanted to disappear could, with the anonymity the Memory Stone gave them, do just about anything. In fact, the Stone is so rife with potential for abuse that I’m baffled as to why Clover didn’t smash it into a zillion pieces when he had the chance.
Memory alteration is a scary ability for so many reasons. It’s just lucky that Wallflower was so desperate to be noticed. Someone who wanted to disappear could, with the anonymity the Memory Stone gave them, do just about anything. In fact, the Stone is so rife with potential for abuse that I’m baffled as to why Clover didn’t smash it into a zillion pieces when he had the chance.
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Practice makes perfect
SECRETS AND PIES
Demon Dash: Bring forth the worst tasting food in all of Equestria!
guards brings to her pies
Demon Dash: And now…! looks at scared Pinkie Pie in corner Ah. Buck it! I can’t bear to see you scared,Pinkie! flies to her
Pinkie Pie: Dashie! You back to normal after all that insanity!
Demon Dash: Well. Duh! I don’t like just to see you scared. That’s why Im here in front of ya.
Pinkie Pie: giggle You will promise you won’t destroy pies with your laser eyes anymore?
Demon Dash: Heh. I will try. I guess. blushes
Pinkie Pie: Now come to me and give me a hug!
Pinkie hugged Demon Dash
Demon Dash: choking You know what?! I think my laser eyes aren’t that dangerous at all! Your hugs are! I mean. Your hugs are too tight!
Pinkie Pie: laughing Oh Dashie! You always say that when I hug you! pets Demon Dash head
Demon Dash: giggle Oh. Well. If you say so.
END OF PINKIE’S FANTASY
Applejack: What in tarnation ya tell me actually?
Pinkie Pie: Ah. Ignore just it. It’s just my imagination and you need just to understand this!
Demon Dash: Bring forth the worst tasting food in all of Equestria!
guards brings to her pies
Demon Dash: And now…! looks at scared Pinkie Pie in corner Ah. Buck it! I can’t bear to see you scared,Pinkie! flies to her
Pinkie Pie: Dashie! You back to normal after all that insanity!
Demon Dash: Well. Duh! I don’t like just to see you scared. That’s why Im here in front of ya.
Pinkie Pie: giggle You will promise you won’t destroy pies with your laser eyes anymore?
Demon Dash: Heh. I will try. I guess. blushes
Pinkie Pie: Now come to me and give me a hug!
Pinkie hugged Demon Dash
Demon Dash: choking You know what?! I think my laser eyes aren’t that dangerous at all! Your hugs are! I mean. Your hugs are too tight!
Pinkie Pie: laughing Oh Dashie! You always say that when I hug you! pets Demon Dash head
Demon Dash: giggle Oh. Well. If you say so.
END OF PINKIE’S FANTASY
Applejack: What in tarnation ya tell me actually?
Pinkie Pie: Ah. Ignore just it. It’s just my imagination and you need just to understand this!
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Grannies Gone Wild
||Rainbow: But I can’t go to Las Pegasus because I have to teach at Twilight’s school!
Applejack: Wow, only been open a couple weeks, an’ it’s already bein’ a drag on our lives.
Rainbow: Tell me about it! She could at least pay us to be teachers! That’d really help fund this trip. That I can’t go on. unleeeess…
Applejack: Why do Ah get the feelin’ you’re about to ask a mighty big favor?
Rainbow: Can you cover my classes!? Just for one day! That’s only seven classes! (whimper)
Applejack: Well…
Rainbow: C’mon! Seven classes.
Applejack: Absolutely! If! Ya don’t mind a little company.
(Granny Smith comes over the hill. Rainbow points to her and Applejack nods)
Rainbow: Yeah, sure, Granny Smith’s cool.
Applejack: And…
(the other old ponies join Granny)
Rainbow: This is starting to feel less and less worth it, but…okay. It’s a deal! I’ll go to Las Pegasus with Granny and her friends.
Applejack: and goldie’s numerous cats.
Rainbow: Well, that’s just a jerk move!
Applejack: Here, Ah broughtcha a list to help keep the grandmares outta trouble.
(Rainbow reads the list)
Rainbow: …are these mares, like…depressed?
Applejack: What do ya mean?
Rainbow: Well, Granny’s been old for a while, right?
Applejack: Long as Ah’ve known her.
Rainbow: So, she knows doing this stuff is dangerous. Which either means this won’t be a problem and this list was a waste of both our times, or…maybe they need treatment more than a trip.
Applejack: Look, Ah’m just worried about mah granny and her friends.
Rainbow: Didn’t Granny Smith survive going over a waterfall recently? And the scariest cave in Equestria? And do pretty well in a competitive swimming…thing? I know I’ve seen her eat a non-mushed up apple. Also, aren’t farmers usually, like…tough? You know, from their years of hard work?
Applejack: Do ya want a runnin’ gag in this episode or not!?
Rainbow: …yes?
Jackpot: Y-
Rainbow: Hi, Trixie’s dad.
Jackpot: Who?
Rainbow: You.
Jackpot: I know you meant me, but who is Trixie?
Rainbow, Granny: …seriously?
Jackpot: I’m assuming you know somepony who looks vaguely like I do, and you assume I’m their father.
Rainbow: there’s nothing ‘vaguely’ about it.
Jackpot: Do you know how many mares I’ve ‘known’? Dozens. Literally…dozens. I’m hitting on a group of elderly mares, even though I’m constantly surrounded by showmares, famous entertainers and more waitresses than you can shake a fifth leg at. And unlike the tricks in our show, with them, I don’t always think ‘safety first’.
Granny: Ah’m less turned-on now.
Applesauce: That’s fine, because I’m double turned-on.
Jackpot: Lady, I’m about to give you a night you’ll never forget, but which you’ll really, really want to.
(Rainbow is in line for the roller coaster. She thinks back to how Soarin’, and later she, described it.)
Rainbow’s memory of Rainbow: ‘A series of daring dips and terrifying turns, flipping upside-down so many times, you don’t know which way is up! ‘TILL FINALLY, YOU CLIMB TO THE HIGHEST PEAK ON THE RAILS, THEN DROP TOWARDS THE GROUND AT LIGHTNING SPEED BEFORE COMING UP TO A SCREECHING HALT!!
(Rainbow realizes that she basically did what she was describing as she said it. And could do it again any time she felt like, with no lines, making this trip a waste of time.)
Rainbow: DARN IIIIT!!! i wish equestria had real swear words.
Trixie: So, Rainbow Dash, how was your trip to Las Pegasus?
Rainbow: (looks at her awkwardly) eeeeeeehh…
Trixie: Why are you looking at me like that? Did you see something weird and me-related? Did someone vandalize one of Trixie’s posters from performances past with those…ugh, things males have?
Rainbow: Sort of. Aaaand then someone brought that to life.
Trixie: …you saw my father, didn’t you?
Rainbow: I saw him flirt with four old mares.
Trixie: yeah, that would be him…
Rainbow: So, I’m not complaining or anything, but I noticed he flirted with them, even though I was right there. Does he have a thing for old ladies?
Trixie: He has a ‘thing’ for a lot of kinds of ladies. And hey, thanks sooo much for asking me about my dad’s fetishes, really comfortable thing to discuss!
Rainbow: You can ask me about my dad’s fetishes, if you want.
Trixie: …no. I do not want to do that. Since he’s already traumatized me as much as he’s going to, how did my dad’s flirting go?
Rainbow: Well…
(cut to Jackpot sitting in the shower, eyes wide open and shivering)
Jackpot: hooves aren’t supposed to do that…! hooves aren’t supposed to do that…!! (pause) is this what love feels like? ||
||Rainbow: But I can’t go to Las Pegasus because I have to teach at Twilight’s school!
Applejack: Wow, only been open a couple weeks, an’ it’s already bein’ a drag on our lives.
Rainbow: Tell me about it! She could at least pay us to be teachers! That’d really help fund this trip. That I can’t go on. unleeeess…
Applejack: Why do Ah get the feelin’ you’re about to ask a mighty big favor?
Rainbow: Can you cover my classes!? Just for one day! That’s only seven classes! (whimper)
Applejack: Well…
Rainbow: C’mon! Seven classes.
Applejack: Absolutely! If! Ya don’t mind a little company.
(Granny Smith comes over the hill. Rainbow points to her and Applejack nods)
Rainbow: Yeah, sure, Granny Smith’s cool.
Applejack: And…
(the other old ponies join Granny)
Rainbow: This is starting to feel less and less worth it, but…okay. It’s a deal! I’ll go to Las Pegasus with Granny and her friends.
Applejack: and goldie’s numerous cats.
Rainbow: Well, that’s just a jerk move!
Applejack: Here, Ah broughtcha a list to help keep the grandmares outta trouble.
(Rainbow reads the list)
Rainbow: …are these mares, like…depressed?
Applejack: What do ya mean?
Rainbow: Well, Granny’s been old for a while, right?
Applejack: Long as Ah’ve known her.
Rainbow: So, she knows doing this stuff is dangerous. Which either means this won’t be a problem and this list was a waste of both our times, or…maybe they need treatment more than a trip.
Applejack: Look, Ah’m just worried about mah granny and her friends.
Rainbow: Didn’t Granny Smith survive going over a waterfall recently? And the scariest cave in Equestria? And do pretty well in a competitive swimming…thing? I know I’ve seen her eat a non-mushed up apple. Also, aren’t farmers usually, like…tough? You know, from their years of hard work?
Applejack: Do ya want a runnin’ gag in this episode or not!?
Rainbow: …yes?
Jackpot: Y-
Rainbow: Hi, Trixie’s dad.
Jackpot: Who?
Rainbow: You.
Jackpot: I know you meant me, but who is Trixie?
Rainbow, Granny: …seriously?
Jackpot: I’m assuming you know somepony who looks vaguely like I do, and you assume I’m their father.
Rainbow: there’s nothing ‘vaguely’ about it.
Jackpot: Do you know how many mares I’ve ‘known’? Dozens. Literally…dozens. I’m hitting on a group of elderly mares, even though I’m constantly surrounded by showmares, famous entertainers and more waitresses than you can shake a fifth leg at. And unlike the tricks in our show, with them, I don’t always think ‘safety first’.
Granny: Ah’m less turned-on now.
Applesauce: That’s fine, because I’m double turned-on.
Jackpot: Lady, I’m about to give you a night you’ll never forget, but which you’ll really, really want to.
(Rainbow is in line for the roller coaster. She thinks back to how Soarin’, and later she, described it.)
Rainbow’s memory of Rainbow: ‘A series of daring dips and terrifying turns, flipping upside-down so many times, you don’t know which way is up! ‘TILL FINALLY, YOU CLIMB TO THE HIGHEST PEAK ON THE RAILS, THEN DROP TOWARDS THE GROUND AT LIGHTNING SPEED BEFORE COMING UP TO A SCREECHING HALT!!
(Rainbow realizes that she basically did what she was describing as she said it. And could do it again any time she felt like, with no lines, making this trip a waste of time.)
Rainbow: DARN IIIIT!!! i wish equestria had real swear words.
Trixie: So, Rainbow Dash, how was your trip to Las Pegasus?
Rainbow: (looks at her awkwardly) eeeeeeehh…
Trixie: Why are you looking at me like that? Did you see something weird and me-related? Did someone vandalize one of Trixie’s posters from performances past with those…ugh, things males have?
Rainbow: Sort of. Aaaand then someone brought that to life.
Trixie: …you saw my father, didn’t you?
Rainbow: I saw him flirt with four old mares.
Trixie: yeah, that would be him…
Rainbow: So, I’m not complaining or anything, but I noticed he flirted with them, even though I was right there. Does he have a thing for old ladies?
Trixie: He has a ‘thing’ for a lot of kinds of ladies. And hey, thanks sooo much for asking me about my dad’s fetishes, really comfortable thing to discuss!
Rainbow: You can ask me about my dad’s fetishes, if you want.
Trixie: …no. I do not want to do that. Since he’s already traumatized me as much as he’s going to, how did my dad’s flirting go?
Rainbow: Well…
(cut to Jackpot sitting in the shower, eyes wide open and shivering)
Jackpot: hooves aren’t supposed to do that…! hooves aren’t supposed to do that…!! (pause) is this what love feels like? ||
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Alternate ending
Rainbow Dash: “Zecora! I need a potion that’ll make me forget this whole weekend, and I need it now! I’ll do anything! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!”
Zecora: “Rainbow Dash? By Luna’s stars! What could have caused such mental scars?”
Rainbow Dash: You don’t want to know! Trust me, you really don’t. Let’s just say I’ve seen a side of Granny Smith that nopony should ever have to see…”
Pinkie Pie: “I don’t know why you’re so surprised. You really should have seen it coming.”
Rainbow Dash: “What are you talking about?”
Pinkie Pie: “You saw what the episode was called, right?”
Rainbow Dash: “…Hey Zecora, while I’m here, do you have something for a Pinkie Logic headache?”
Pinkie Pie: “What? What did I do? I’m not the one who wrote it!”
Alternate ending
Rainbow Dash: “Zecora! I need a potion that’ll make me forget this whole weekend, and I need it now! I’ll do anything! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!”
Zecora: “Rainbow Dash? By Luna’s stars! What could have caused such mental scars?”
Rainbow Dash: You don’t want to know! Trust me, you really don’t. Let’s just say I’ve seen a side of Granny Smith that nopony should ever have to see…”
Pinkie Pie: “I don’t know why you’re so surprised. You really should have seen it coming.”
Rainbow Dash: “What are you talking about?”
Pinkie Pie: “You saw what the episode was called, right?”
Rainbow Dash: “…Hey Zecora, while I’m here, do you have something for a Pinkie Logic headache?”
Pinkie Pie: “What? What did I do? I’m not the one who wrote it!”
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Surf and/or Turf
Conductor: All abooooaaard, for the new Mt. Aris station!
Twilight: Sure would’ve been handy to have a station like that back when the Storm King attacked.
Apple Bloom: Why didn’t they?
Twilight: Because they didn’t know anybody lived around there, so any return trips would have been empty.
Apple Bloom: Yeah, but it’s still supposed t’be a neat place, they prob’ly could’ve made it worth while with tourists an’ researchers an’ stuff.
Sweetie Belle: And it’s not like the hippogriffs were a big secret. Princess Celestia told you to find the queen of them like it wasn’t a big deal.
Twilight: True, but if we had gone directly there, we never would have met the sky-pirates or Capper.
Scootaloo: You mean you wouldn’t have fallen from the sky with seconds to make a balloon from junk and almost get sold to a circus? Big loss. Having a train going there could have at least made Tempest split up her forces to check it.
Sweetie Belle: And how was a big shrew-guy going to capture all of you? Couldn’t you have just flung him away with magic?
Apple Bloom: Or Applejack could’a just kicked him into th’ horizon.
Scootaloo: Or Pinkie Pie could have fired him out of a party cannon. (everyone looks at her) …what? I can talk about ponies besides Rainbow Dash.
Twilight: The movie wasn’t perfect, but it made some money anyway, let’s get on the train, shall we!?
Apple Bloom: Hey, Terramar? Does anygriff you know up there have a problem they need help with?
Terramar: (chuckles) On Mount Aris? No. Everygriff is pretty happy up there.
(every goth pony in Equestria shudders at the same time, and they don’t know why)
Terramar: Queen Novo thought it was important to return it to its former glory.
Apple Bloom: Is queen Novo around?
Sweetie Belle: Or the princess?
Scootaloo: Can we meet them!?
Terramar: Hey, if you can pay for Uzo and Kristen to show up, I’m sure they’d be happy to. (the CMCs shake their heads)
Sweetie Belle: guest voice rates suck.
Twilight: Don’t complain, those rates helped prevent your sister from getting with a cat-man.
Sweetie Belle: Yay, guest voice rates!
Sky Beak: And now, I officially open the Glad to be A Hippogriff festival! (cheering)
(two hippogriffs bow to each other, fly around and land. more cheering)
Scootaloo: …what the hay was that!?
Apple Bloom: Ah guess hippogriff pride…
Sweetie Belle: yeah, i’ll just be over here, not comparing this to other kinds of racial pride…
Apple Bloom: …is mostly about bein’ able to play grab-ass up in the air.
Twilight: But we got to see a celebration of a culture we’re not from! Isn’t that amazing?
Terramar: Not to me. We do this every weekend.
Apple Bloom: Well, that’s awful self-congratulatory, don’tcha think?
Scootaloo: You do…that? Every weekend? That? Like it’s a thing?
Terramar: Uh-huh.
Sweetie Belle: Are there at least other parts to the celebration, or is it just the grab-ass or…?
Terramar: There’s some concessions and ring-toss! But mostly just the grab-ass, yeah.
CMCs: Lame.
(Twilight makes a jerk-off motion, because the whole thing is just cultural masturbation)
Terramar: Oh, dad! These are Silverstream’s friends, from Equestria.
Scootaloo: The three of us aren’t her friends, I don’t think we’ve ever met her.
Twilight: And I’m really more of her school’s headmistress than a friend.
Terramar: In that case, oh, dad! These are Twilight Sparkle and three hangers-on. See? See how much less that makes you sound like you need to be here?
Sky Beak: Gasp! Princess Twilight Sparkle! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Trramar: he thinks she should have stayed a unicorn.
Sky Beak: To the refreshment tent, for a stein of salmon juice!
Twilight: Hey, that sounds great look over there!
(the hippogriffs look away and Twilight throws up at the idea of salmon juice)
(Terramar turns everyone into seaponies)
CMCs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Apple Bloom: Unnatural! Unnatural!!
Sweetie Belle: My every instinct is screaming at me that I’m drowning right now!
Scootaloo: So much phantom pain!!
Ocean Flow: Both of my children are so smart. Would you like to see their baby pictures?
Twilight: uuuuuuuh, I guess.
Ocean Flow: And you can show me pictures of your children! Oh, we’ll make an afternoon of it!
Twilight: Oh, I don’t have any kids.
Ocean Flow: Really? A princess at your age and still no kids? Is your husband, um…‘healthy’? down there?
Twilight: ‘At my…’? How old do you think I am?
Ocean Flow: …forty?
Twilight: Gg! No! I’m only…!
(Lauren Faust yells “LALALALALALALALALANOSPECIFICAGESLALALA!!” over her and puts black bars over Twilight’s mouth)
Sweetie Belle: No grass to run in or hooves to run on. And, excuse me, but how do you keep from getting all pruney?
(passing fish rolls her eyes and swims on)
Ocean Flow: Well, I’m just saying that it’s a little unusual for someone at your age to have never gone on a date!
Twilight: I almost kissed a guy once, but a Trixie stopped it. It’s for the best. One kiss would not have been worth having a bunch of little centaurs running around my castle.
Ocean Flow: That’s…that’s not how you make babies.
Twilight: It’s not? Then how do you make them?
Ocean Flow: Well…
(Sweetie Belle barges in)
Sweetie Belle: The fish are aware!! They can engage in conversation, mildly! And you’re drinking their fluids!!
Twilight: You promised no fish oil in the tea! (she throws up)
Sky Beak: Princess Twilight! Reeeeeeeee!! You’re just in time for the screeching contest.
Twilight: Why not? Could be another trophy to win! I’m sure nobody watching this will let their pervy minds tell them that every time I’m off-camera, I’m having sex with hippogriffs because that’s their fetish and they don’t give a crap about my actual character! Ha, ha, ha, that’d be pretty sad!
Terramar: Thanks. For everything. …hey. Are you glowing?
CMCs: Yes! We did it!
Twilight: Congratulations! You’ve spread the magic of indecision and made your first map mission a success!
Terramar: That was what they came to do? But, I was already undecided.
Scootaloo: Yeah, but now you’ve decided not to decide.
Terramar: So…I’m back where I started.
Sweetie Belle: But you decided to be back where you started.
Terramar: Not really, my parents just validated my indecision and encouraged me not to choose. I’m pretty much taking the easy way out. The only thing your trip and this episode accomplished is that now Silverstream can go on field trips, you didn’t solve anything else.
Apple Bloom: Our shiny butts say otherwise, bye forever!
Conductor: All abooooaaard, for the new Mt. Aris station!
Twilight: Sure would’ve been handy to have a station like that back when the Storm King attacked.
Apple Bloom: Why didn’t they?
Twilight: Because they didn’t know anybody lived around there, so any return trips would have been empty.
Apple Bloom: Yeah, but it’s still supposed t’be a neat place, they prob’ly could’ve made it worth while with tourists an’ researchers an’ stuff.
Sweetie Belle: And it’s not like the hippogriffs were a big secret. Princess Celestia told you to find the queen of them like it wasn’t a big deal.
Twilight: True, but if we had gone directly there, we never would have met the sky-pirates or Capper.
Scootaloo: You mean you wouldn’t have fallen from the sky with seconds to make a balloon from junk and almost get sold to a circus? Big loss. Having a train going there could have at least made Tempest split up her forces to check it.
Sweetie Belle: And how was a big shrew-guy going to capture all of you? Couldn’t you have just flung him away with magic?
Apple Bloom: Or Applejack could’a just kicked him into th’ horizon.
Scootaloo: Or Pinkie Pie could have fired him out of a party cannon. (everyone looks at her) …what? I can talk about ponies besides Rainbow Dash.
Twilight: The movie wasn’t perfect, but it made some money anyway, let’s get on the train, shall we!?
Apple Bloom: Hey, Terramar? Does anygriff you know up there have a problem they need help with?
Terramar: (chuckles) On Mount Aris? No. Everygriff is pretty happy up there.
(every goth pony in Equestria shudders at the same time, and they don’t know why)
Terramar: Queen Novo thought it was important to return it to its former glory.
Apple Bloom: Is queen Novo around?
Sweetie Belle: Or the princess?
Scootaloo: Can we meet them!?
Terramar: Hey, if you can pay for Uzo and Kristen to show up, I’m sure they’d be happy to. (the CMCs shake their heads)
Sweetie Belle: guest voice rates suck.
Twilight: Don’t complain, those rates helped prevent your sister from getting with a cat-man.
Sweetie Belle: Yay, guest voice rates!
Sky Beak: And now, I officially open the Glad to be A Hippogriff festival! (cheering)
(two hippogriffs bow to each other, fly around and land. more cheering)
Scootaloo: …what the hay was that!?
Apple Bloom: Ah guess hippogriff pride…
Sweetie Belle: yeah, i’ll just be over here, not comparing this to other kinds of racial pride…
Apple Bloom: …is mostly about bein’ able to play grab-ass up in the air.
Twilight: But we got to see a celebration of a culture we’re not from! Isn’t that amazing?
Terramar: Not to me. We do this every weekend.
Apple Bloom: Well, that’s awful self-congratulatory, don’tcha think?
Scootaloo: You do…that? Every weekend? That? Like it’s a thing?
Terramar: Uh-huh.
Sweetie Belle: Are there at least other parts to the celebration, or is it just the grab-ass or…?
Terramar: There’s some concessions and ring-toss! But mostly just the grab-ass, yeah.
CMCs: Lame.
(Twilight makes a jerk-off motion, because the whole thing is just cultural masturbation)
Terramar: Oh, dad! These are Silverstream’s friends, from Equestria.
Scootaloo: The three of us aren’t her friends, I don’t think we’ve ever met her.
Twilight: And I’m really more of her school’s headmistress than a friend.
Terramar: In that case, oh, dad! These are Twilight Sparkle and three hangers-on. See? See how much less that makes you sound like you need to be here?
Sky Beak: Gasp! Princess Twilight Sparkle! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Trramar: he thinks she should have stayed a unicorn.
Sky Beak: To the refreshment tent, for a stein of salmon juice!
Twilight: Hey, that sounds great look over there!
(the hippogriffs look away and Twilight throws up at the idea of salmon juice)
(Terramar turns everyone into seaponies)
CMCs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Apple Bloom: Unnatural! Unnatural!!
Sweetie Belle: My every instinct is screaming at me that I’m drowning right now!
Scootaloo: So much phantom pain!!
Ocean Flow: Both of my children are so smart. Would you like to see their baby pictures?
Twilight: uuuuuuuh, I guess.
Ocean Flow: And you can show me pictures of your children! Oh, we’ll make an afternoon of it!
Twilight: Oh, I don’t have any kids.
Ocean Flow: Really? A princess at your age and still no kids? Is your husband, um…‘healthy’? down there?
Twilight: ‘At my…’? How old do you think I am?
Ocean Flow: …forty?
Twilight: Gg! No! I’m only…!
(Lauren Faust yells “LALALALALALALALALANOSPECIFICAGESLALALA!!” over her and puts black bars over Twilight’s mouth)
Sweetie Belle: No grass to run in or hooves to run on. And, excuse me, but how do you keep from getting all pruney?
(passing fish rolls her eyes and swims on)
Ocean Flow: Well, I’m just saying that it’s a little unusual for someone at your age to have never gone on a date!
Twilight: I almost kissed a guy once, but a Trixie stopped it. It’s for the best. One kiss would not have been worth having a bunch of little centaurs running around my castle.
Ocean Flow: That’s…that’s not how you make babies.
Twilight: It’s not? Then how do you make them?
Ocean Flow: Well…
(Sweetie Belle barges in)
Sweetie Belle: The fish are aware!! They can engage in conversation, mildly! And you’re drinking their fluids!!
Twilight: You promised no fish oil in the tea! (she throws up)
Sky Beak: Princess Twilight! Reeeeeeeee!! You’re just in time for the screeching contest.
Twilight: Why not? Could be another trophy to win! I’m sure nobody watching this will let their pervy minds tell them that every time I’m off-camera, I’m having sex with hippogriffs because that’s their fetish and they don’t give a crap about my actual character! Ha, ha, ha, that’d be pretty sad!
Terramar: Thanks. For everything. …hey. Are you glowing?
CMCs: Yes! We did it!
Twilight: Congratulations! You’ve spread the magic of indecision and made your first map mission a success!
Terramar: That was what they came to do? But, I was already undecided.
Scootaloo: Yeah, but now you’ve decided not to decide.
Terramar: So…I’m back where I started.
Sweetie Belle: But you decided to be back where you started.
Terramar: Not really, my parents just validated my indecision and encouraged me not to choose. I’m pretty much taking the easy way out. The only thing your trip and this episode accomplished is that now Silverstream can go on field trips, you didn’t solve anything else.
Apple Bloom: Our shiny butts say otherwise, bye forever!
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This is a masterpiece. Congratulations!
I did think of some extra lines here, though:
Apple Bloom: Hey, Terramar? Does anygriff you know up there have a problem they need help with?
Terramar: (chuckles) On Mount Aris? No. Everygriff is pretty happy up there.
Sweetie Belle: Wow, lawyers must be going broke in this country.
Terramar: (Confused) Huh? What’s a ‘law-yer’?
Scootaloo: Wait, they have civilization without lawyers? The hippogriffs created Utopia before ponies!
This is a masterpiece. Congratulations!
I did think of some extra lines here, though:
Apple Bloom: Hey, Terramar? Does anygriff you know up there have a problem they need help with?
Terramar: (chuckles) On Mount Aris? No. Everygriff is pretty happy up there.
Sweetie Belle: Wow, lawyers must be going broke in this country.
Terramar: (Confused) Huh? What’s a ‘law-yer’?
Scootaloo: Wait, they have civilization without lawyers? The hippogriffs created Utopia before ponies!
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Rainbow Dash: “Wait, if you’re covering my class, who’s covering yours?”
CUT TO:
Ocellus: “Miss Sugarcoat, what’s tact?”
Sugarcoat: “Tact is when you try to say something is terrible without hurting anyone’s feelings.”
Rainbow Dash: “Wait, if you’re covering my class, who’s covering yours?”
CUT TO:
Ocellus: “Miss Sugarcoat, what’s tact?”
Sugarcoat: “Tact is when you try to say something is terrible without hurting anyone’s feelings.”
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