PonyTales Are You My Pony?

Background Pony #2378
@ianpony98  
Twilight: And we’re here to answer your questions~.  
Pinkie: Yep~.  
Twilight: …I bet you’re wondering why Pinkie has a shoe on her head.  
Pinkie: Yeah, Twi. Why do I have a shoe on my head?
Background Pony #2378
@ianpony98  
Pinkie: Ohh, it’s all so clear now~! …Hurry up and tell the story. My head’s starting to sweat.  
Twilight: Okay%. Here it goes%
Background Pony #FAB3
@Background Pony #A93A  
Twilight: The sun always shone on the Mountains of Fibble, the wind and the rains never came. To call the place beautiful, no one would quibble, though hard on the feet, they’d exclaim. But high in those hills, past the rocks and the rubble, so high that the clouds were below, sat two tiny towns that were nothing but trouble! As you listen, you’ll see that it’s so.
ianpony98
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Twilight: Of the town to the west, that thought it was best, bore the name Flibber-O-Loo. Where the women and men since 1710 have worn on their heads one large shoe.
ianpony98
Artist -

Twilight: Now in town #2, One big shoe wouldn’t do. So the people of Jibber-de-lot would look down and below at shoe headed fellows, and place on their own heads a pot.
ianpony98
Artist -

Twilight: For days without end, these neighbors would bicker as to who’s headgear was best. And the shoes and the pots would fly ever thicker, from morning to night without rest.
ianpony98
Artist -

Twilight: But not all of the ponies here in these cities were angry and bitter and vile. A few would write poems and sing happy ditties and greet all their friends with a smile.
ianpony98
Artist -

Twilight: One Flibbian fellow who hated to fight, tried hard not to act like a hater. While pots crashed around her from morning till’ night, she just play with her pet Gummy Gator. They’d kept to themselves and they’d talk and they’d talk, until one day she said…
 
Pinkie: Hey, let’s go for a walk. I’m tired of lying around like a squid. I wanna go out there.
 
Twilight: So that’s what she did.
Background Pony #0110
@ianpony98  
Twilight: The shoe-headed mare and her green scaly friend trotted out of their town and began to descend the dark, rocky valleys, between the two cities. Away from her friends and her light-hearted ditties.  
Flibbian: Falala? pot crash Falala.  
Pinkie: Hey, this is swell~,  
Twilight: She said.  
Pinkie: Gosh, this is fun%. It’s great that my croc can get out and run%.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Background Pony #0988  
“But neither the toy or the mare with the shoe  
could see the disaster about to ensue.
 
For up in the rocks hidden just out of sight  
Were six beady eyes filled with anger and spite.  
Six beady eyes watched our heroine meander,  
Two shifty crooks and their ruthless commander.”
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