PonyTales Madame Rarity

ianpony98
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Rarity: “I’m so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo.”
 
Twilight and Pinkie: “She’s so blue she don’t know what to do.
 
Rarity: “Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy’s, And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies! I really can’t stand it, I think I may die! Now where was that hanky? I’m going to cry! Too late!
 
Pinkie and Twilight bump into each other
 
Rarity: criesI’m so blue-hoo-hoo, Blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo hoo! I’m so blue I don’t know what to do!
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Twilight and Pinkie: “She’s so blue…”
 
Rarity: “I’m so blue.”
 
All: “She’s so blue hoo hoo hoo! She’s/I’m so blue she/I don’t know what to do.”
 
cries
 
Diamond Tiara: “This was the course of a typical morning. The things that Madame Rarity had did not make her happy, so she would gaze at the mantel of pictures, and cry for the things she wanted. She was a very blue pony. Her maids would try to help her, but this did no good.”
ianpony98
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Twilight: Now, now Madame Rarity. You have a lot to be thankful for. Good friends, a place to live, plenty of food, and you’ve got us. squee
 
Pinkie while carrying a tea set, trips and some of the tea spills out
 
Madame Rarity bawls once more
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
DT: “Like I said, her maids tried to cheer the poor pony up, but their efforts were fruitless. But anyway, if this sad pony is getting you down, don’t give up hope because this is the day that Madame Rarity learns a very important lesson.”
 
Rarity: blows “I need tea. Pinkie, be a dear and bring me some tea.”
 
Pinkie: “Just a minute! Hey! What’s going on out there?”
 
“Please, stop looking out the window and bring me my tea. Pinkie! Pinkie?”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Sign comes down revealing the Stuff Mart
 
Pinkie: “What does it mean?”
 
knocking
 
Rarity: “Would you get that, dear?”
 
“It’s big.”
 
Twilight: “Madame, there’s someone here to see you.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Trixie: “Some say we’re the most delightful bunch of fellows.”
 
Snips: “You’ll ever want to meet.”
 
And if you have a moment to spare. Kind lady with beauty so… rare. We’d like to take a minute or two, on a topic of interest to you.”
ianpony98
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Trixie, Snails, and Snips: “We represent, the Stuff Mart.
 
Snails: “An enourmous land of goodies.
 
Trixie: “Would you mind if we stepped in please?”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Rarity: “Well, I.”
 
Trixie, Snails, and Snips: “And as associates of the Stuff Mart.”
 
Trixie: “It looks like you could use some stuff.”
 
“Oh, yes, yes! Why I was just saying that.”
 
I pray that you don’t take this wrong, my dear, but my initial observation is as follows. The criminal responsible for this decor really should be hanging from the gallows.”
 
Snips and Snails laugh
 
Rarity cries again
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Trixie, Snails, and Snips: “We represent the Stuff Mart.”
 
Snails: “A magic land of retail.”
 
Snips: “Would you care to see what’s on sale?”
 
Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart.”
 
Trixie:” Get ready for some real nice stuff.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Snips and Snails: “Check it out! Check it out!”
 
Trixie: “If you want a big hat…”
 
We got that!”
 
If you need a tube of glue…”
 
We got that, too!”
 
A 20 gallon wok?”
 
They’re in stock! And if you need refrigerators to keep fresh mashed potatoes. Or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser. Or a dehydrated strudel. Or a nose ring for your poodle. Or a five pound can of tuna. And some flippers to go scuba. Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-dooby-dooba! Here we go scuba! Come on!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Trixie: “If you need a rubber hose…”
 
Snips and Snails: “We got those!”
 
“A rhododendron tree.”
 
We got three!”
 
A wrap around deck.”
 
Gotta check! But if you need a window scraper. And a gross of toilet paper. Or a ratchet set of pliers. And surround sound amplifiers. And a solar turkey chopper. Or a padded gopher bopper. And flannel shirts for looking grungy. And some rope for going bungee. Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wungee-fungee! Here we go bungee! Come on!”
 
both bungee cords snap
 
Snails: “Ow!”
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@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Rarity, Twilight, and Pinkie: !  
Trixie: What we have mentioned is only just some~…  
Snails: gets up Of the wonderful things yet to come~.  
Trixie: These pictures you keep are so…Nice~.  
Snips: But you really should take our advice~.
ianpony98
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Trixie: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart.
 
Trixie, Snips, and Snails: All you need is lots, more, stuff.
 
Madame Rarity: So if I buy more things. That will make me happy?
 
the salesponies nod
 
Twilight: I don’t think that’s true.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Trixie: “Yes, it is.”
 
starts fighting over Rarity’s purse
 
Twilight: “No, it’s not.”
 
“Yes, it is.”
 
“No, it’s not!”
 
“Yes, it is!”
 
purse falls spilling out only lipstick
ianpony98
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Snips and Snails: You really, really ought to.
 
Rarity: How could I afford not to.
 
Trixie: Now you’ve got it.
 
Twilight: Oh great.
Background Pony #8DBC
@ianpony98  
Trixie: Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart~.  
everyone boards the elevator down  
Trixie, Snips, & Snails: All you need is loooooots%, moooooore%, stuuuuuuuuuuuuuff~!!!  
instrumentals, as the 6 are on their way to the Stuff-Mart
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
“And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Pinkie. The part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song.”
 
Fancy: “Just a moment! Wait! Stop talking! Excuse me, I have an announcement! ahem “Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicants sense of artistry and all around propriety.” Thank you.”
 
Pinkie: “So what are you saying?”
 
“I’m saying Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice.”
 
“Oh, yeah?! Well, then how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?”
 
“I’m sure you’ll figure something out.”
 
“And now it’s time for Love Songs with Starlight Glimmer. The part of the show where Starlight Glimmer comes out and sings a love song.”
 
Her Hayburger plays
 
“I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Conneticolt!”
 
“This has been Love Songs with Starlight Glimmer, tune in next time to her Starlight say…”
 
“I grew up in Sire’s Hollow.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
everyone still walking to the Stuff Mart; Pinkie bumps into a branch
 
Pinkie: “Ouch!”
 
Diamond Tiara: “So, there they were on the way to the Stuff Mart, when something caught Madame Rarity’s eye. It was a little girl, sitting to her birthday dinner with her family, but they did not have very much money. Instead of a nice tree house, they had to live on the ground. And all they could afford for her birthday dinner was oatmeal and one small piece of apple pie. Surely they must be very sad to have so little. Madame Blueberry thought. But then, the little girl did something that surprised her very much.”
ianpony98
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Dinky: I thank Faust for this day, for the sun in the sky, for my mom and my dad, for my piece of apple pie, for our home on the ground, for her love that’s all around, that’s why I say thanks everyday. Because a thankful heart is a happy heart, I’m glad for what I have, that’s an easy way to start, for the love that she share, cause I listen to my prayers, that’s why I say thanks every day.
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