PonyTales Pinkie and the Big Wall

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Twilight: Hi, kids%! And welcome to PonyTales%! I’m Twilight Sparkle,  
Scootaloo: And I’m Scootaloo~.  
Twilight: And we’re here to answer your questions~.  
Scootaloo: Yep%, that’s right%!
ianpony98
Artist -

Twilight: She was a little tired after the last show, so we decided to let her sleep in today. But don’t worry,she’ll be here pretty soon. In the meantime Scootaloo has very graciously agreed to help out.
 
Scootaloo: Hi.
Background Pony #76AE
@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Twilight: Victor has a problem. He says there’s a kid named Louis who hit him yesterday!  
Scootaloo: Oh my!  
Twilight: Oh my is right! Now in church, Victor just learned that Faust wants us to be nice to ponies, even when they’re not nice to us. But Victor doesn’t really feel like doing that. Deep down inside, he wants to hit Louis back. What should he do? Should be do it his way? Or should he do it Faust’s way?
ianpony98
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Scootaloo: Oh wow. I know how you feel Victor. Sometimes the stuff I learn in church doesn’t sound like very much fun. Sometimes I feel like doing things my own way too. Do you suppose we have a story about that?
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@ianpony98  
Twilight: Oh, ho ho~. You think so, wouldn’t ya? But sometimes, Faust’s directions didn’t seem to make sense to them. You see… thinks Well, maybe I should just show you.  
Scootaloo: Huh?
Background Pony #A402
@ianpony98  
Scootaloo: Alright…!  
with their eyes closed, the background begins to be blown by a mysterious yet harsh wind; Twilight and Scootaloo gain lunics and the scenery is different  
Twilight: opens one eye to check Okay~!  
Scootaloo: opens her eyes ! How did we get here??  
reveals the desert  
Twilight: We’re using our imaginations.  
Scootaloo: Ohhhh…
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Twilight: “Right again, but we’re going to go back a little further. The Ponyites were living in Egypt, but not because they wanted to, no, the Egyptians had taken them captive, and we’re making them work very hard as their slaves.”
 
Scootaloo: “Oh dear!”
 
“It was miserable. But Faust cared about the Ponyites. So she sent Poneses to lead them out of Egypt and into their own land, the Promised Land.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Twilight: “No no no no. Oh, the land Faust promised them was wonderful. You could grow things and there was lots of food. No, this is the desert.”
 
Scootaloo: “So, why are they here?”
 
“Ah, yes. That is the point. When Poneses and the Ponyites left Egypt. All they had to do was follow Faust’s directions, and they’d go right to the Promised Land. But uh, they didn’t always follow Faust’s directions, sometimes they went their own way instead.”
 
“What do you mean?”
 
“Well, for example. Poneses led them to the Promised Land right away. But when some of the Ponyites took a look around, they saw people there that looked like giants. That scared them so much, they wouldn’t go in. They got to the land Faust promised them. And then they turned around and ran away.”
 
“Oh my!”
ianpony98
Artist -

Twilight: Now Faust was very disappointed in the Ponyites for not following her directions, so she told them that none of them could go into the Promised Land for 40 years.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Scootaloo: “You’re kidding me.”
 
Twilight: “Nope. That’s why they’re stuck here, in the desert.”
 
“Wow.”
 
“By the time forty years had gone by, Poneses had died.”
 
“I thought the story was about him.”
 
“No! It’s about Pinkua.”
 
“Pinkua? Who’s she?”
 
“Well, she was Poneses’ helper. When Poneses died, Pinkua became Ponrael’s new leader.”
 
Pinkua/Pinkie: “Do I know you?”
 
“I’m the narrator.”
 
“Oh.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Granny Smith: “It’s time?”
 
Flash: “It’s time?!”
 
Flitter: “Did she just say it’s time?!”
 
Button Mash: “We didn’t have a lot of fun in the desert. We didn’t have a lot of fun in the sand.”
 
Apple Bloom: “But saddle up your cow!”
 
And fall behind us now!”
 
Ponyites: “Because we’re going to the Promised Land!”
ianpony98
Artist -

Flitter: “For years I’ve eat nothing but manna. A dish that is filling but bland.
 
Cloudchaser: “But now we’re on our way.
 
Granny Smith: “I’ll have a cheese souffle.
 
Ponyites: “Because we’re going to the Promised Land. And in the Promised Land, it’s gonna be so grand, we’ll have our fill from the grill as much as we can stand. It’ll be so great, oh we can hardly wait, because we’re going to the Promised Land.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Flash: “The dining was lousy with Poneses. But we’ll be feasting with Pink in command!”
 
Flitter: “I’d like a taco please! And some pintos and cheese!”
 
Ponyites: “Because we’re going to the Promised Land! And in the Promised Land, it’s gonna be so grand, we’ll have our fill from the grill as much as we can stand. It’ll be so great, oh we can hardly wait, because we’re going to the Promised Land. And in the Promised Land, it’s gonna be so grand, we’ll have our fill from the grill as much as we can stand. It’ll be so great,
 
With waffles on my plate!”
 
Cause we’re going to the Promised Land!”
 
Granny Smith: “I hear it’s flowing, with milk and honey.”
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