PonyTales Pinkie and the Big Wall

Jack-Rabbit2SB

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Flitter: “We’re going to knock your wall down!”
 
DT: “By walking around in circles?”
 
“Yes. It’s not cause we’re crazy or anything, our Faust told us to do it this way.”
 
Silver Spoon: “Oh! That’s a great idea! You go ahead and keep walking! music starts Keep walking, but you won’t knock down our wall. Keep walking, but she isn’t gonna to fall! It’s plain to see your brains are very small to think walking, will be knocking down our wall. You silly little filly, you silly little peas. You think that walking round will bring this city to its knees? The awesome powers of this wall, we’ve clearly demonstrated. Ah, but out here in the hot hot sun, perhaps your dehydrated?”
 
“I pity them Silver.”
 
“Ah, may we, Diamond, may we. Won’t you join me in my irritating little song?”
 
“It would be an honor.”
 
Both: “Keep walking, but you won’t knock down our wall. Keep walking, ha ha, but she isn’t gonna to fall! It’s plain to see your brains are very small to think walking, will be knocking down our wall. more Maricho soldiers show up Keep walking, but you won’t knock down our wall. Keep walking, but she isn’t gonna to fall! It’s plain to see your brains are very small to think walking, will be knocking down our wall. It’s plain to see… your brains are very small to think walking, will be knocking down our waaaall!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
DT: “Alright, ponies! Let them have it!”
 
each of them has a slushy; Flitter looks up
 
“Fire at will!”
 
first slushy drops in front of the ark; Pinkua and the Ponyites see more falling
 
Pinkua: “Double time!”
 
Twilight: “Well it wasn’t a pretty site. But the Ponyites did make it all the way around Mareicho. Back at their camp that night, they talked it over.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkua: “Well, uh that could have been a lot worse. We made it all the way around. So, um, we only have to do this 6 more days. And t-that will take care of it. Well, what do you think?”
 
Ponyites have various injuries
 
Flitter: “I got slushy in my ear.”
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Flitter: Time to fire up the Wallminator, Cloud Chaser!  
Pinkua: Uhh, are you sure that’s a good idea?  
Granny Smith: Who wants to see the pyramids? I’m organizing a tour.  
Pinkua: No, wait-
Jack-Rabbit2SB

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Twilight: “Things were really falling apart this time. Pink needed to do something, and quick! she’s gone Scootaloo?”
 
Scootaloo: “Wait! Don’t you see what you’re doing!? Faust gave you directions and you’re ignoring them! Don’t you remember what happened when you were supposed to go into the Promised Land, but you got scared and ran away instead? Cause you didn’t follow Faust’s directions, you had to stay in the desert for forty years!”
 
Flitter: “Well, yeah, but that was-”
 
“I know Faust’s directions don’t always make sense to us, but things work out a lot better when we do them Faust’s way instead of trying to do things our own way! It didn’t make sense when Faust told you to walk right through the Red Sea, but what happened? The water dried up! And it didn’t make sense when Faust told you to live in the desert, even though there’s no food in the desert. But what happened? Faust gave you mana to eat! Don’t you see? Sometimes Faust asks us to do things that don’t make sense to us. Like walking around the city to make the walls fall down, or being nice to someone who hasn’t been nice to us. But when we remember that Faust made us, and loves us, and always wants what’s best for us, we can be sure that her way is the best way.”
 
song reprise starts
 
The Lord has given this land to us. No need to fuss, She knows what She’s doing. We know that She will take care of us if we will follow Her. Faust’s way is the best way. Now that I know she loves me so. Her way is the best waaay! And that’s the way for me!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Apple Bloom: “You can count on me!”
 
Flitter: “Alright, we’re in.”
 
Ponyites cheer
 
Button Mash: “Hey, somepony’s gotta carry that ark!”
 
cheer then turn to Granny Smith
 
“Well, Granny, do you still wanna see the pyramids?”
 
“Uh, I’ve seen the pyramids. Heh, I built the pyramids! Let’s go to Mareicho!”
 
cheers again, Pinkua smiles, Twilight smiles, cut to black
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Twilight: The next day they all set off again to march around Mareicho. Now Faust never said it would be easy, no, the ponies of Mareicho hit em’ with everything they had.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Diamond Tiara: “Fire one! hose drops Fire two!” second one comes
 
Twilight: “But the Ponyites remembered that they were following Faust’s directions. And they kept on marching. cement truck full of slushy comes Six days they marched, and nothing could stop them. On the seventh day, just like Faust had told them, they marched around Mareicho seven times while the priests blew their horns. the priests play on And just like Faust said, when they finished marching, the priests blew one long blast, and then all the ponies yelled.”
 
Pinkua and the Ponyites: “AAAAAHHHHHH!!”
 
Granny Smith: “Huagh!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Ponyites look at Pinkua, DT and SS start laughing, meanwhile a brick pops out, they turn and see, then, the wall shakes
 
DT and SS: “Ahh!”
 
Ponyites step back, the gong falls first then the rest of Mareicho, Pinkua and the Ponyites get covered in dust, the dust clears and Mareicho has fallen, DT and SS gasp
 
Pinkua: “Hello! My name is Pinkua! And Faust has given us this land!”
 
“Ahhh!” runs away
 
Twilight: “So the Ponyites obeyed Faust, and the walls fell down.”
 
Scootaloo: “Wow!”
 
“Finally, after forty years, they were in their new home.”
 
Flitter: “Ow! Ow! Boy, did I pick a lousy day to wear my contacts!”
 
And in the Promised Land, it’s gonna be so grand! We’re gonna march trough the streets, walking hand in hand. It’ll be so great, now we don’t have to wait! Cause we’re going to the Promised Land! Yeah, we’re going to the Promised Laaaand!”
 
“Does anyone have any saline?”
 
cut to black
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Twilight: “Well, what’d you think?”
 
Scootaloo: “That was amazing! But did they really build a rocket in the middle of the desert and get slushies dropped on their heads?”
 
“Uh, no. Those were some things that we put in our story. Remember? We were using our imaginations.”
 
“Oh.”
 
“But there really was a mare named Pinkua, and the Ponyites really did walk around Mareicho, and the walls really did fall down.”
 
“Wow!”
 
“Yep. If you wanna learn more about Pinkua, you can read about her in the scrolls, in the book called, Pinkua.”
 
“Wow! She’s even got her own book!?”
 
“That’s right! We’re over here by Qwerty to talk about what we learned today.”
 
song plays
 
“I’ll be right back. slushy drops Huh? What?”
 
Diamond Tiara: “Not so fast, unicorn!”
 
Silver Spoon: “Yes, we love that song!”
 
song ends
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Twilight: “That’s right. And because Pinkua obeyed Faust, she went on to be a great leader to, just like Poneses. Let’s see if Qwerty has a verse for us. shows a verse “As for Faust, her way is perfect.” 2nd Samuel 22:31a.”
 
Scootaloo: “Well, gee, if Faust’s way is perfect, I guess it makes sense to obey her.”
 
“I think you’re right, Scootaloo. So Victor, I know being nice to someone who hasn’t been nice to you doesn’t sound like very much fun. But following Faust’s directions is always the best idea. And maybe Louis doesn’t need a punch in the nose, maybe Louis needs a friend.”
 
“Yeah!”
 
“Well, we’re out of time for today. Remember…”
 
“Faust made you special and she loves you very much!”
 
Both: “Bye!”
 
they leave, Pinkie comes out in her pajamas
 
Pinkie: yawn “Is it time for the show? lights go out Aww nuts!”
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