PonyTales- The Unico that Saved Hearth's Warming

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@ianpony98  
Noteworthy: “Oh, I’d love to, Dinky, but if you don’t get some sleep, you’re gonna be pooped tomorrow. And you know what tomorrow is.”
 
Dinky: “Hearth’s Warming?”
 
“That’s right! So let’s just close our little eyes…”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Noteworthy: “Oh… your mom’s going to be…”
 
Dinky: “Oh, she won’t mind! Just one more story! A Hearth’s Warming story!”
 
“Ehhh… oh, alright. I suppose one more story won’t hurt… Besides, what are grandpas for, anyway?”
 
“Oh, thank you, grandpa Noteworthy!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Noteworthy: “Oh! Did I ever tell you about the town that didn’t get Hearth’s Warming?”
 
Dinky: “You mean they didn’t have Hearth’s Warming?”
 
“No, I mean they didn’t get Hearth’s Warming. They had Hearth’s Warming. They loved the packages and the toys and everything, but they didn’t understand what Hearth’s Warming was really about. Now, let’s see… what was the name of that… Dinkletown! That’s it! I used to deliver the mail there!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Sweetie Belle: “I can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! I think I’m finally getting something! Can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! My favorite time of year!”
 
Button Mash: “I can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! Been dreaming of a sugarplum thing! Can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! Oh boy, it’s finally here!”
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All: “Ho Ho Away we go, with rosy cheeks and hearts a glowing Hey! Hey! Our favorite day! It makes us wanna cheer.”
 
Button Mash: “Yo! Ho! We love the snow!”
 
Featherweight: “At least we know we won’t be mowing!”
 
Ya! Hey! We’re glad to say that Hearth’s Warming time is heeeeere.”
 
Noteworthy falls over while carrying the package. The snowmare that stands in the center of town leans over before the snowmare’s head falls off and lands on the package, which sends it flying until it lands on the roof of one of the houses
 
Noteworthy: “Uh-oh!”
 
Weeeee, can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! Been waiting for a million hours! Can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! Oh what a nifty day. We can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming.”
 
Rumble: “Took 14 baths and 18 showers.”
 
Can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! And now it’s time to play. We can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! We think we’re finally getting something. Can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! Our favorite time of year! We can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming…”
 
in the above two and a half verses, Noteworthy rams his head repeatedly, to the beat of the music, into the support post of the house, which causes the package to come loose and slide down the house towards Noteworthy
 
“Whoa! Whoooaa!”
 
Been dreaming of a sugarplum thing Can’t believe it’s Hearth’s Warming! Oh boy, it’s finally…”
 
“Oy, my spinely.”
 
Boy, it’s finally here!”
 
the package with the children on it slides right into House #4 as Noteworthy picks himself up
 
“Where did the..? Oh, number four. Well, that was easy.”
 
Noteworthy then falls back over as the song ends. Cut to black on the last note
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
collapsible tree pops out
 
All: Ooooooooh!
 
the TV then turns on after that, which catches the children’s attention
 
Mr. Rich: “Ho ho ho! Merry Hearth’s Warming! Say, kids, have you got the “Don’t know what I want for Hearth’s Warming” blues? Well, if I know anything about toys, and you know I do, I know just what you’re looking for! You want a toy that’s fun! You want a toy that’s cute! But most of all, you want a toy with a fully functional buzzsaw built into its right hoof! That’s right, you want Buzzsaw Unico!”
 
the Unico is demonstrated
 
“Cool, huh? But wait, there’s more! Buzzsaw Unico also knows the true meaning of Hearth’s Warming! All you have to do is press his nose!”
 
Buzzsaw Unico: click “Hearth’s Warming is when you get stuff! click You need more toys!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Mr. Rich: “Just as soon as your parents phone in and order Buzzsaw Unico, one of our trained penguins will deliver him right to your door!”
 
Announcer: “Delivery not available to Puggslyville due to the collapse of the Puggslyville bridge.”
 
“So take it from me, Mr. Rich- I mean Santa Hooves and my little elf helper.”
 
Starlight: “Look at me! I’m an elf!”
 
“You just won’t be happy until your parents get you a Buzzsaw Unico, the only toy with a working buzzsaw and the true meaning of Hearth’s Warming.”
 
Unico: “Billy has more toys than you!”
 
transmission cuts
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Scootaloo: “Cheerilee! Cheerilee! I need more toys!” C looks around the corner
 
Button Mash: “Billy has more toys than me!”
 
Button’s Dad: “Who’s Billy?”
 
“I don’t know, but he has more toys than me!”
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Mr. Rich: “You see, Starlight, the only way their parents would get them is to stop whining is to buy them lots of toys. As the owner of the Richer Toy Factory, I’ll make out like a bandit!”
 
Starlight: “Whoa-ho, boss, you are very wily!”
 
“More wily than my brother, Filthy Rich?”
 
“You mean the one with the chocolate factory that I used to work for? Oh, you’re much more wily than him!”
 
“Good. Soon, everyone will know that Wealthy P. Rich is the wiliest Rich of them all!”
 
“Oh, there’s no doubt about that, boss!”
 
“Well, fire up the assembly line, Starlight Glimmer! We got money to make, and that’s what Hearth’s Warming is all about!”
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