Revenge of the Changelings! (NSFW Anthro Silly)

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As they marched their way through no-bugs-land, Pharynx proved quite chatty for someone on a stealth mission. After an hour of this, two things became quite apparent:
 
a) He was more than happy to bitch about his brother and his policies in excruciating detail.
 
b) He was not so forgiving about letting anybody else bitch about him in any form or way.
 
Yeah…
 
“..and so I told him,‘Thorax, I’m a changeling! I know just how to whisper, and I know just how to lie. I know just how to fake it, and I know just how to scheme. But making love out of nothing at all?? Pff! I don’t know how YOU do it!”
 
It was a long hike to the poison oasis.
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Eventually she had plenty, and quite clearly expressed this by swatting him on the back of the head quite hard- she still trained, damnit. “Shut up already, Queen damn you, we’re nearly there!”
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Pharynx winces at the swat, and rubs his head looking sullen. “Damn, you’re just as bad as my bunkmates!” he grumbles.
 
At least he gets the message, though, and as the both of them reach the sand dune overlooking the oasis, he crouches low and peers carefully over the side. “Teenaged, or young adult. Male. About ten feet long from snout to tailtip. Slim build. Should be an easy job.”
 
A green flash follows, and now Ichorite is facing a trim golden young dragon chick in a skimpy red bikini and mirrored sunglasses, her purple headspikes tied back in twin pigtails. “Alright, here’s the plan, soldier! We’ll sneak in posing as spring breakers on holiday to get him to drop his guard. Mess around with his hormones a bit. Maybe… steal just a little bit of love from him. Just a taste! Just a sweet taste. Thorax will never know…” here the dragon chick stops to bite her lip, her eyes darting about as she breaks into a sweat. “Ahem… Anyway, then afterwards we morph into full succubus demon form, and that should freak him out enough to get him off our hair for good! And Thorax will never know. Never ever.”
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“…If we’re stealing love, why not go the whole hog instead of the succubus bit? Found more stallions and ‘‘mares’’ that enjoyed that, actually…” She grumbled, stretching as she shifted into a slightly older, quite a bit more curvy female dragon, before scrunching. “Ugh, never could get clothes and dragons to mix.”
 
Then she shifted into a pony mare, tan and wearing an orange bikini with a towel over her shoulder. “Much better. Shall we?” Only the pale mane she had stayed the same, albeit a bit longer and not tied in a braid as it usually was.
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The dragon chick nods softly. “We shall. One last thing though…” and here Pharynx leans in close enough that her nose presses against Ichorite for emphasis as she scowls. “We are NOT going ‘whole hog’!” she explains, making airquotes with her talons. “We are going ‘verrrrry dainty slice of bacon’ here. I have no intention of joining the lollypop guild back home, but I’m not going rogue either. I don’t wanna start an underground rebellion. I’m just gonna keep the old changeling torch burning while I sit back and wait for this milquetoast cult to collapse. Then I’m gonna be there for Thorax to pick up the pieces.” Pulling away from Ichorite, she takes a step back and relaxes her stance a bit. “Now, I don’t have a say about what road you wanna pick, but I’m grateful for your company so far, and was hoping I could count on you in the future. So! You with me?”
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“Pharnyx… that cult isn’t going to collapse, what with the support of the blasted Elements behind it.” She sighs, shaking her head. “Fine, fine. I’m not doing the succubus bit, just in case he’s into that sort of thing.”
 
(>inb4 it’s Spike)
 
 
(it’s Spike isn’t it)
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(That would have beeen fun, but for plot direction purposes, I had to come up with an OC instead)
 
That seems to be enough to satisfy Pharynx, and so the two changelings set off to the oasis.
 
The ‘oasis’ is really just the leftover pool from a geyser, and its waters are too hot and chemically hostile for anything to grow around it, save for colorful colonies of bacteria. And dragons, of course. They love that crap. The beast in question is already in the water when the two changelings arrive, undulating like a sea monster. As he rises his head from the water like a periscope, he lets out a burst of steam like the blow of a whale. Then he spots the ‘dragon chick’ and his pink scales glow red. “Whoah! Hey, not cool to sneak up on a guy when he’s bathing!” he protests covering himself up with his hands, looking adorably bashful in his grumpiness.
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