Suggestion and bullshitting thread(NSFW,hangout, rp suggestions, sheet posting, venting

Coriolanus
Wallet After Summer Sale -

vampire (>burns in sunlight, >keels over to garlic, >can’t cross bodies of flowing water,  
>dies to sharp sticks, >has to be given permission to cross the threshold into someone’s home.)
 
werewolf (>only weakness is being pierced by precious jewelry metal, >wipes out backwater hamlets overnight)
CobaltTheMadMage

And not the angry kind
“Werewolf comes from the old english word werman, meaning male man (man in origin meant human in OE while human is based in French) and the word wolf (obviously). The old english word for woman is wifman (where we get the word wife from).
 
So my conclusion is that a female werewolf should be called a WIFWOLF. Does anyone else agree with the assessment?”
Jinx
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Economist -
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Thread Starter - the masters mansion

Loves a German
@Chrys  
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