Original lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
Based on Fallout Equestria by KKat
It’s Hearth’s Warming at Ground Zero!
There’s music in the air!
The sleigh bells are ring and the carolers are singing while
The air raid sirens blare!
It’s Hearth’s Warming at Ground Zero!
The Megaspell has been cast!
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test!
Everywhere the Balefire is dropping!
It’s the end of all Equestria!
No more time for time for last minute shopping!
Wave goodbye to Celestia!
Well it’s Hearth’s Warming at Ground Zero!
There’s panic in the crowd!
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud!
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Windigos on your windowsill.
But if something’s climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill!
Oh, it’s Hearth’s Warming at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level’s okay
I’ll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year’s Day!
It’s Hearth’s Warming at Ground Zero!
Just seconds left to go!
I’ll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe!
It’s Hearth’s Warming at Ground Zero!
Now the Megaspells are on their way!
What a crazy fluke
We’re gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday!
What a crazy fluke
We’re gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday!