The Life And Times of a Fluffy Owner: Part 1 (FLUFFY PONY GRIMDARK, NSFW)

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DISCLAIMER: I got permission from the mods to begin writing Fluffy Pony Grimdark, no, I am not trolling you. I choose to make my works here due to constraints. I know people do not like such things, but I would like to make it anyway, you can easily ignore this, so if you bitch about it, that’s your fault.
 
 
You are Martin. Martin is a normal human, he gets up from bed, goes to work, leaves work, goes to bed and stuff. He recently graduated collage and was currently working in the IT department for some company, but this doesn’t really matter, rite? Rite.
 
He walked down the alleyway of his company building, it was right next to a Chinese food restaurant. He usually goes here in his breaks to cool off from the morons who work with him. Suddenly, he noticed a white fluffy blob run out the backdoor of the Chinese food restaurant.
 
“EEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
 
The chef came out, holding a butcher knife.
 
“YOU COME BACK HERE, BE FOOD FOR SEMI-SUCCESSFUL FOOD RESTAURANT, BECOME OVER PRICED SOUP FOR SUCK UP CUSTOMERS!”
 
You were obviously never a fan for the retarded colored balls of fluffy known as fluffies. They were made by Hasbro as a biotoy, only to become more than that. They overpopulated and became a nuisance in several cities. They had no real predator, so abuse became legal in several states in order to clear the population. Of course, idiot states like California, New York, and states like that chose to not abuse them, saying they have a right to life. Still, more useless filler.
 
You never thought fluffies would be used as food, and the concept itself actually sickens you to the core. He choose to take action. And chase after the fluffy before the chef gets a hold of it and tries to cook it.
 
“EEEEEEEEEEEEE”
 
The fluffy screams in panic as it realizes as it’s being chased, of course, you’re faster then the white blob and stop it, grabbing it. The chef is right behind you.
 
“WHAT YOU DOING! THIS FOOD FOR RESTAURANT!”
 
“Not anymor-”
 
The fluffy shit itself on your clear pants… You are now pissed.
 
“Give me fluffy for food!”
 
“Huuuu, huuuu, wowest hurties…”
 
You flick the fluffy’s head with your finger, it is promptly knocked out since it’s skull is so thin, you could’ve killed it, but you didn’t flick it so hard, so lucky you.
 
“How about no, there are plenty of fluffies here, I bet you could find one in a dumpster eating your fortune cookies.”
 
The chef mumbled, but didn’t bitch too much since fluffies are in good supply. He walks back inside the building, slamming the door.
 
You’re still pissed you have fluffy shit on your legs, but at the same time, you’re actually interested in keeping this shitrat. Abuse wasn’t on your mind, nor was money for some odd reason, but you wanted to keep it. You walk over to your car, and pull a cage out of your trunk, why do you have one, because you do, that’s why. You place the unconscious fluffy into the cage and then shut it. You then put it into the backseat of your car. You go back to work with shit on your pants, how unfortunate.
 
After a horrid day at work in which you were made fun of for having shit on you, you finally get in your car and go home. During the ride, you notice the fluffy hasn’t woken up, it has moved, but nothing more.
 
Once you arrive home, you take the cage with you and go inside. Your house is fairly nice and clean, not as sloppy as what your collage friends have. You have several blank rooms, walking into one of them you see that one is would make a perfect safe room, but you gotta clean that fluffy first, it’s ass is covered in crusty shit.
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DISCLAIMER: I got permission from the mods to begin writing Fluffy Pony Grimdark, no, I am not trolling you. I choose to make my works here due to constraints. I know people do not like such things, but I would like to make it anyway, you can easily ignore this, so if you bitch about it, that’s your fault.
 
You have a very odd interpretation of permission.
 
You have created trolling threads on this site in the past, and you have tried to get us to censor crap that can start shit, like this very thread, so this time - follow the rules.
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