@Jerkface  

 
Wait, we’re supposed to take arguments about shipping seriously?

haha can someone point out where in the movies or show these couples having “love” or “romantic relationships”? This is just attraction and that doesn’t mean it’s love. These characters barely know each other but you gotta admit they have a mutual attraction.

(shrug) i dont care about MarbleMac

I mean, I really don’t give a shit because I hate shipping anyways.  
I’m just more amazed this guy resorted to memes to do this.  
People are automatically going to take this less seriously.

@Toonboy1029  
I disagree.

I think people dislike Flashlight because the only person who should be sleeping with any female character of interest to the viewer is Ron Jeremy. It is very easy to imagine that she is really thinking of you there, when what you’re seeing is Ron Jeremy there. Flash, not so much.
 
Big Mac, on the other hoof, is your good bud of four-plus seasons. You want him to do good. And also, because you care about him, seeing him score is like you vicariously getting some through him.

@wenni  
On the other hand, it does sound like something Alanis Morrisette would put into her song.

And, by the way, the “flashlight” tag doesn’t get so much downvotes.

It’s because Mac is a minor character. No one holds him to such high standards

For the billionth time; they are not cousins, OP. Their possible common ancestor is something like 10-20 generations in the past. Odds are you’re closer related to your neighbour than they are.

@Robomorons  

 
OUCH

We can argue about this when Flash Sentry gets an actual personality.

Yes it is.

 
By definition, probably not.

I think people dislike Flashlight because Flash doesn’t have a well defined character(maybe a blank character), while Big Mac has.

Wasn’t flash specifically created to be a romantic foil for twilight? I don’t remember that ever being the case for any of the pie family in relation to anyone else. Regardless this argument is pointless because the people that argue against Flashlight are not necessarily the same as those who ship marblemac.

Everyone dislikes Flashlight because it’s not incest.

QUACK

It’s usually different groups of people saying these things.