I support AIDS research, yes, but I do not support any of those other things. Please, I ask you to cease and desist fabricating these obvious falsehoods about me.
 
Vote for Obviously Best Choice, the only candidate upright enough to not slander those he disagrees with.

ICE CREAM. That is cheap. FACT.

OBC SUPPORTS TERRORISTS!!! AND HITLER!!! AND 9/11!! AND AIDS!! BE AFRAID!!! AND VOTE HT!!!

Why vote for HamburgerTime merely to get Obama out of office? Vote for me both for that purpose and to have a representative who is true and honest. I will make this a better place, and I will not stop until I have achieved this goal.
 
Vote for the Obviously Best Choice.

^I’M SAYING EVERYTHING’S OBAMA’S FAULT! VOTE FOR ME AND DEFEAT OBAMA!!! (never mind what I’m like, just as long as Obama is out of office)

Are you telling me that you are not the Antichrist?

IF YOU VOTE FOR ME, I WILL DEFEAT OBAMA.(who is obviously the anti-christ)

I do not need to show my birth certificate to you, and a necessity to do such is an invasion of my personal privacy. As such, I refuse to do this.
 
Vote for the Obviously Best Choice, the only candidate to respect your privacy.

Alright, HamburgerTime is getting crazy so I’m giving my vote to Bobrella.
 
 
Or Yorec if he tries to get elected.

yee

You are scirting the REAL issues OBC! SHOW US YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!

Luv ya Starly <3

I’d vote for Bob?

@64  
California damn it!

Oh wait, nevermind, you’re California.

@Bobrella
 
What State are you representing or trying to represent?

@Bobrella
 
You are worth something to me.
 
Vote for the Obviously Best Choice.

So I’m not worth anything? Ok… I understand. I’m not worth anything anyway…

My competitor HamburgerTime is clearly rigging the election. Do you really want a representative as false as he? Surely you do not. Furthermore, he offered to give everyone puppies and ice cream. Not only is this bribery, but it is also conflicting with his name. One would assume a “HamburgerTime” would distribute hamburgers among the populace, but, instead, we have this. This conflict clearly shows his mental instability. Do you really want that kind of representative? I should hope not.
 
Vote for the Obviously Best Choice.

@Parp555
 
Good! Now you have to compete with ZT and ShinyDash.
 
@Starly
 
You currently are the only person from there.

READ MY LIPS(comments) I. DID NOT. JUST FAKE. THOSE VOTES. I am a good honest god fearing American. My competitor, Obviously Best Choice, IS NOT A REAL U.S. CITIZEN!! Show us your Birth certificate!

Umm, I;m for PA, woooooo?

My internet was down. Northeast Ohio represent!

@Obviously Best Choice
 
So, you running for CA?
 
If so, you have to beat HamburgerTime, he’s got my vote.

You guys are so silly.