@Background Pony #EE6C  
What was that?!?

Filthy Rich: Sing the song!  
Starlight: They ain’t singin’ it, boss.  
Filthy Rich: Sing!  
Fly: Think of me everyday…  
Filthy Rich: Is this the money song?  
Starlight: No, I don’t think so.  
Sweetie Belle: Are you crazy? That’s the wrong song!  
Fly: Even from far away.  
Twi, Fly, And Pinkie: Know that wherever you are, it is never too far, if you think of me, I’ll be with you.

@ianpony98  
moving platform
 
“I said, it’s time to sing The Bunny Song.”

@Background Pony #CDE4  
Filthy Rich:Let’s find out.

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Starlight: I think so. Maybe they’re stuck.

@Background Pony #CDE4  
“Hmm? Are those are new junior executives?”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Starlight: Hey boss. Those three girls. They don’t look like they’re bowing.

@Background Pony #2023  
“It is with great pleasure that I present to you the object of our affection, your new best friend, the bunny! giant bunny statue comes up Now it is time to bow and sing the bunny song!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Filthy Rich: Thank you for attending today’s festivities~!

@Background Pony #2023  
“It’s almost time for the ceremony. I’ll see you out there!”
 
Noteworthy: “Now this was a pickle. That bunny song was chock full of stuff they knew was wrong. And if they don’t sing it, Rich says he’s gonna throw them in the furnace. Whew, what would you do if you were them? Better hold that thought, the ceremony’s startin’.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Twi: ! You don’t mean-  
Filthy Rich: Oh, I’m sure that won’t happen!

@Background Pony #2023  
The Bunny Song plays
 
“Well, what do you think?”
 
Twi: “Um, what would happen. Say, if someone didn’t quite agree with everything in that song, so they didn’t, um… didn’t sing it. What would happen?”
 
“What’s that over there?”
 
Fly: “That’s the furnace.”
 
“What’s it for?”
 
Pinkie: “Well, that’s where the bad bunnies go!”
 
“Let’s just say in my mind, if you don’t bow down and sing the song, you’re a bad bunny.”

@ianpony98  
Filthy Rich: You know, I was hoping you would ask~.  
music begins to play  
Filthy Rich: The Money Song explains just how much I love making bunnies, how nothing will stop making bunnies, how they should do everything for money! Aaaaaand…It goes something like this.  
the lights dim

@Background Pony #2023  
Pinkie:Um.I don’t think I’m familiar with that particular tune. Could you just hum a few bars?

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Fly: Wow, that’s a big bunny, sir.  
Filthy Rich: Mm-hm. Since you’re my Junior Executives, you get to see it first~. But this afternoon, everypony gets to meet the new bunny! And it’s gonna be a beautiful thing when everypony bows down and sings, “The Money Song!”

@Background Pony #2023  
“What they need is a bunny that they can look up to. And I mean way up to!” lifts up sheet “This is just a model. The real bunny is 90 ft. high! My workers finished it this morning.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Filthy Rich: Girls, have I got a surprise to you~! The other day I was thinking about the Rich Chocolate Bunny and the money that came with it. Thinking about how valuable the bunny is and how amazing money is…And I thought to myself, “Oh, if only all of my workers love the hard-earned money as much as I do!” I asked myself, “Why don’t they love it as much?” Do you know why?  
Twi: about to say something  
Filthy Rich: Because it’s small! It’s a little bunny!

@ianpony98  
Noteworthy: “Well, what do you know. Twi, Fly, and Pinkie did what they thought was right, even though nobody else was doing it, and it paid off! This time anyway. But boy were they in for a surprise when they got to Mr. Rich’s office the next day.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Twi:Sure. That’d be great.
 
Filthy Rich:Alrighty. Starlight go get them their ties.
 
Starlight:Right away boss.
 
Filthy Rich:Girls I wanna see you in my office first thing in the morning.
 
Twi,Fly,and Pinkie:Yes sir.

@Background Pony #2023  
Filthy Rich: “We can use girls who know how to stand up here at Rich Chocolate. How would you like to be junior executive’s?”
 
Pinkie: “What’s it mean?”
 
Starlight: “It means you have to wear a tie.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Filthy Rich: What are your names, girls?  
Twi: I’m Shadtwi~!  
Fly: I’m Mefly~!  
Pinkie: I’m a bubblepie%! Apinkeboo…I’m Pinkie%.

@Background Pony #2023  
Filthy Rich: “Everypony else is lying down, but you three are standing up!”
 
Starlight: “Actually boss, I think the unicorn is sitting.”
 
Twi: “I’m standing.”
 
“Sitting.”
 
“Look, this is sitting, and this is standing. I’m standing.”
 
“Okay, she’s standing.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Starlight: sees Twi, Fly, & Pinkie Wait, boss! Those 3 over there! They don’t look sick.  
Filthy Rich: Oh? sees the 3 Hm…  
Twi: clears throat Thank you, Mr. Rich for the lovely gift of choc-o-late~.  
Pinkie: Yeah%! Thanks%!

@Background Pony #2023  
“Hello!~ Hmm, I don’t feel very appreciated.”
 
“Hey, look. They’re lying on the floor. Like they’re sick or something.”
 
“Hmm? You mean I let them eat my bunnies, and in return they all wanna play hooky?!”