I came so close to throwing Molotov cocktails and shooting into the republican offices down the street the other day, goddamn what a way to go, GTA style, the news all over it, man I’d be a hero to the few who understand the way the world really works and a villain to the rest of the people who deserve it. Ha, I should’ve fucking done it. I really should’ve fucking done it.

@Doctor Lost  
I been beat, I been homeless, I been poor, been kicked out for being a homo, I been parentless, I been sick and goddamn tired of the world’s shit for too long and I wanna take a chunk of it to hell with me when I go.

@Doctor Lost  
I’m tired of being pushed around, being treated like shit my whole life, letting other people destroy it and destroy my will bit by bit over the years… I’m totally not probably going to end up committing a murder suicide at my family’s Christmas dinner or some shit. Yeah. What the fuck ever. God I hate life and I hate people. I hate what they do and how they think and how they don’t think. Jesus motherfucking Christ.

Really, does anybody understand what the hell this kylebiddle is on about in this thread? I don’t much enjoy idiots building false assumptions of me into their talking points to further some narrative they’re obsessed with. If you read this, either get a fucking life dude, or just kill yourself. Yeah, I know I’m probably getting flagged for this but I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. Ban me for all I care. There’s a good chance I’m just going to kill myself like my mother did one of these days anyway. Already tried to several weeks ago and OD’d and was in the hospital for a week. Burned my hair off the other day. So yeah just when I’m dead, don’t think I’m some kind of sjw who thinks everything is racist. You’re probably something along the lines of a weak-minded republican or conspiracy theorist with nothing going for him and rather than own it you blame your own life’s problems on other groups to ignore the fact that your life sucks. I thought this was mildly amusing actually. I’m so sick of people. I’m so goddamned sick of life. I’m so goddamned sick of selfish, stupid, people obsessed with pushing nonsensical agendas for or against something that’s actually highly irrelevant. You think you’re some kind of special fucking snowflake huh? You’re just the other side of the same worthless coin you dipshit. Instead of being offended by black jokes to the point you revel in looking for a chance to call something racist, you’re offended by people who might say anything bad about something racially tinged, so much so that you see them doing it unnecessarily when they aren’t. What are you so goddamn insecure about? What, was your family torn apart by SJWs? Fucking imbecile, get a fucking life and quit making shit up about people to fit your stupid little agenda. Either that or shut the fuck up and go drink a bottle of bleach. Jesus fucking Christ I am just so goddamn sick of idiocy everywhere. We as a species now have scientific breakthroughs on quantum entanglement that will someday be used to allow for data transfer at faster than light speeds, and all you can fucking do is act like you’re special because you so openly and proudly refute SJWs on the internet and get other bystanders caught in the goddamn process. That’s the same exact shit SJWs do you dense moron. Quit wasting my and everyone else’s goddamned time you halfwitted inbred log of dogshit. Anyway, goodbye derpibooru, I’m determined to end my suffering one way or another and soon. I don’t have the goddamned energy or patience left in me to fight anymore after everything I’ve been through. Peace the fuck out. @kylebiddle

@Oliver_Horsecock  
No need to dredge this up again, lets just let it lay.

@kylebiddle  
I don’t get what the heck I said that you take qualm with. I also disagree with your assumptions of my character, as well as the people quoting you talking about me like I’m some sort of sjw… Far from it, lol. Y’all remind me of this time my neighbors called my step dad a nigger lover and he didn’t know how to respond because he’s really quite the opposite- not that I am- I was just continuing the joke. Are y’all compensating for something or projecting something of your character onto me? Because your replies make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Statistically verified racism.

This reminds me of an old episode of Night Court. A black lady is a skin tight Zebra stripe out had fought the counter person due to a pack of gum cost $150 dollars. The judge asked if she might have leaned over the scanner. She say yes. The Judge stayed that was the problem, and she said she’s worth every bit.

Cashier: sorry we got this thing from Portland, apparently theres a lot of racism there  
Cash register: ( shows picture of man in black face  
Cashier: wanna go smash it with a bat like those guys from office space  
Cash register:(flashes SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT over and over

Well I’ll say one thing. The cash register is probably racist. Somehow.

@Background Pony #035F  
Her stripes registering as those items in the computer could be considered a coincidence. With that being said:
 

 
lol

The joke is funny. Everybody calm the fuck down.

@Background Pony #035F  

 
This times a million, thank you anonymous pony dude for articulating what I was too frustrated and apathetic to say. It’s very easy to see why it’s a joke, and why it’s funny, despite people dismissing it out of hand as being racist.
 
edit: also HAH I just now noticed the dickbutt drawing in the background.

@Oliver Hancock  
Except Zecora doesn’t have any of the items listed on the screen in the pic; as the description says, “Zecora walking past a barcode scanner and setting it off.” I’m sure you could come up with some explanation for how it’s just cheap racial stereotypes as a joke (and the source link would be decent supporting evidence), but I think the simpler explanation is that it’s a joke about racial stereotypes.

I’m black and my first thought upon seeing this “Those are some pretty good prices”.

@Badumsquish  

 
Holy badges, batman! That has to be the most badges I’ve ever seen on a single user! I tip my hat to you, sir!  
@Badumsquish  

 
Cute.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Was there now?
 
I missed that.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Yep :P
 
So much so that when I did my ponysona here:  
 
I had to make it drastically lighter than my actual skin tone. I wanted him to be a chocolate pony, not a charcoal pony XD

@Badumsquish  
You’re black? Wow, learn something new every day. The was some guy the other day on here looking for black bronies. I guess we can add Squish to the list.

@Badumsquish  
Speaking of fried chicken, I now want some. You’ve made me hungry!
 
On that topic, am I the only one who goes to Popeye’s instead of KFC? KFC restaurants always make me feel like someone took a bucket of oil and rubbed it on me. I just want some good fried chicken tenders.
 
If KFC cleaned up their restaurants and made things a little more modern, I’d go for sure.

@Nightweaver20xx  
I will tell you right now, on record as a Black man, it is terrible that people will never offer you such foods out of fear of offending you. You think I’ve ever had someone say “I’m going to KFC, you wanna come?” or “I got grape soda, want a glass?” Such foods, as well as corn bread, are all delicious XD

You know, to be fair, all that stereotypical “black” food is pretty tasty. :U

I’d like to purchase a can opener ‘cuz I’z about t’ open up a can o’ whoop ass on all y’all. XD

@kylebiddle  
Nah man, they have to put those Gender and Race Studies Ph.D’s to good use. XD

@Background Pony #53F5  

 
I wouldn’t have to singlehandedly end racism if their weren’t people like you and Oliver who think everything is racist.
 
Because of people like you, who can’t tell the difference between jokes about the stereotypes of a race, and racism. So maybe you should just learn to like something for what it is instead of shouting RACISM RACISM at everything.