laughs as the mountain simply glances off
What, it’s hanging out in SPACE! It’s gotta be treated against meteors, comets, low-flying eldritch entities, all sorts of spacely horrors and maleficent lifeforms! Sometimes we cover it with tape and catch all sorts of interesting things!
One time we even caught a whale!
Okay. Let me just pull out of favorite book. Ah here it is. The Necronomicon. Lets see. Nylarthohotep the crawling chaos? No. Cthulhu? No. Azathoth? No. Shub Niggurath, Goat of a thousand young. Yeah that should do.
Wheeling a battered bruised trotsky up the stairs. I myself am similarly worse for wear.
Thank the elements for my freakishly long legs. Overhears Niggoslav talking about his unholy lengthening of his life
You know what this means?
I hate to break it to you but a slap won’t knock anyone down, least of all a gryphon which can palm a teenage dragon like a baseball. :Þ
Maybe your sissy little namby pamby pony princesses go down like that …BUT ON THAT NOTE
…You can go on and off yourself Molly if you really want to. I can keep Luna company. I have my ways, you see! Cloning, material possession, body swapping, phylacteries, you master all sorts of things in just that first hundred years. winks
And it’s not like you give anything up all that much! It only takes a few months before I once again claim the body as ‘my own’ and become the refined specimen you see before you today!
In anyway if you kill yourself… We will have nothing to strive for. Sure We can rule an entire kingdom, having little ponies with mere morsal lifespans… But I’m not prepared to stay forever alone once again….
All thoses times we had Tia, from foalhood to our ascension, from ascension to the construction of Equestria in our own ways, from that era to banishment… It was cold and dark… With nothing but my hate and madness.
When We returned and finally was brought back to my norm… We felt relieved. Relieved of all that pain that encompassed on the moon. We remembered you that very day of many moons past. You knew that I would one day come back to you…
By killing yourself, all that we have accomplished and strived though will be for naught…