Now Now, I think this is a familiar moment
 
grabs ROTHY, PonyPon and Salamace and drags them back to the Castle

Luna. Why are you crying? Shouldn’t you be partying or something with the other ponies? I have to fly into a star so I can kill myself with out regenerating. I’m sure our subjects will be glad to have you as ruler.

Suddenly finds self on Tia’s back
 
Eh?
 
I sniffed with tear stained cheeks
 
’Tia?

See, I told she wouldn’t die so easily.

Drops Molestia  
IT LIVES! EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, hey, she’s not dead.

Deafing silence
 
…
 
Collaspes onto the remains of my sister and sobs violently

Skin regrows
 
Fucking…Oooooow….
 
Immortality…fuck you.

Hey, is anyone gonna use this?  
picks up skeleton  
My lair could use some redecorating.

@Solaire:  
Sounds risky. Wouldn’t reality fall apart?

@Luna
 
Yeah, about that…
 
 
How’s going to lower the sun, ti should have been lowered like 3 hours ago.

Looks at him desperately
 
Right Solaire, she isn’t dead as long as the sun continues to shine hehehehehehe… She going to come back, we’re sure…heh… heh…

Looks like we will have to kidnap a Multiverse Molestia.
 
Who’s with me?

@Applejack
 
I appreciate it. But I sorta wish I never had any of this. No more abominations, no more chaos, no more whatever just happened to me.
 
Maybe it would’ve been better to be a regular ol’ jack-off.

@Salamenace  
fine  
I suppose I could bring her back as a zombie if she’s actually dead but it’s been forever since I used necromancy and I’m not even sure it works on alicorns

Oh Molestia, you died as you lived.
 
With a bang.

Zombie, We’re all really glad you’re alive! I even gave blood to you…again, even.
 
Looks at Luna.
 
Luna…we’re here for you…

@Luna  
Like I said, she isn’t dead. She will return. As long as the sun exists and shines, she stil exists.
 
Or maybe she’s just pranking with us.

Oh wait, making one would involve sacrificing a buttload of ponies. Scratch that.

No… She’s not dead…
 
Breathes slowly still staring
 
S-She’s not…

everyone focused on skeleton
 
So, I take it that’s a “no” on the ice cream?
 
My life sucks…

…
 
Looks at the un-moving skeleton
 
Or she’s tricking, or she’s really dead.
 
Goes to Luna
 
Luna, you don’t have to look at this, I will go with you back to your chambers

@Salamenace  
forbidden magic/science that’s so my cup of tea, now how do we make this philosopher’s stone you speak of

Sees skeleton of dearly beloved sibling shatter onto the ground
 
…
 
Stares into space

sees alicorn skeleton  
So, who has a philosopher’s stone and wants to perform some alchemy?