Well, this is a story from when I was fairly knew to the House. I was cleaning the Grand Bathroom for about… Oh it must’ve been the third time. The showers in there get absolutely filthy, and I was cleaning them. Suddenly I slipped on the floor and dropped my sponge. One of the rats must have picked it up then and scampered off. I followed it into a corridor leading away from the showers.

@Heresy  
Is surround by Red’s drinks
 
Yic- Yeaaah…

Alright, this is turning into a cupcakes fest. Would you fellows care to hear a story from my time as caretaker?

*was

@64
 
If I was, I would be feasting on your brains now.
 
And this story waa some illusion or something that happened.

@SoarinPegasus  
R U a zombie?

Then…
 
I felt small things on my body. The voice said: “Oh, do your wings not taste good? Here’s something better!”
 
I then felt something in my mouth, and I saw that I was being forced to eat Spitfire’s corpse.
 
Then I actually voided myself in terror.
 
I felt a spear go right through my heart, and then everything went black.

@SoarinPegasus  
Oh wow, getting to the good part fast.

@Soarin  
Hugs

Well, when I was first possessed, I was in a weird building.
 
It was… kinda like a throne room. But there were statues of figures in pain that looked like they were moving.
 
I could hear the screams of tortured foals, and there was a stained glass window depicting something so horrifying that I actually wet… myself…
 
Then a voice taunted me, each word like a needle. Something ripped my wings off, then stuffed them in my mouth.
 
Begins to cry thinking about it

@GodheadInspector  
OK.
 
Guess I’ll have to go back and read the rest of that since I missed it.

Wakes up again and yawns  
What happened?

Haha, seems like we have a penchant for pissing off ancient beings of vast power.

@Deserter
 
Man, what’s WITH all the ancient civilizations that never appear in the history books?
 
Must have something to do with Discord…
 
@Soarin’
 
Oh, a Wonderbolt story! I can dig it.

@64
 
That was my story about my journey to Tartarus and back.

@Deserter  
What?  
What about the alien geometries?
 
 
Or was someone else telling that story? I’m out of the loop I think.

@SoarinPegasus  
OK.
 
It better not be about pie, mister.

@sixtyfour  
I wasn’t at an evil dimension, I was in the ruins of an ancient civilization that apparently had a gold fetish.

I have a scary story… kind of…

@Deserter  
Oh, OK.
 
Last I saw you were in a evil dimension of sorts, how’d you get out of there?

@Indigo  
Fuck no! I don’t want that shit inside of me!  
Anyway as I was saying:  
He then tried to possess me, but not in a pleasant “controlling your mind” way. He tried getting inside my body. He became this sort of cloud-like thing and trapped me inside the room. I felt like I was losing control of my body, and the coldness didn’t help make me feel any better, then I saw one of these big, white pillars and using the little force I had left I knocked myself out by bashing myself in the head with it, hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time. When I woke up the door was open and the cloud gone, with a message chiselled in the wall:  
“You dissapoint me unicorn. We will meet again someday.”  
I ran the fuck out of there, grabbed my stuff and never came back.  
So, yeah, that’s basically it.

@Deserter
 
>Backs away from Deserter slightly
 
I’m not getting killed or possessed tonight.

Deserter is housing the spirit of a vengeful tomb guardian, apparently.

Dangit, I missed most of this.
 
What’s happened so far?

This better not end with you saying you currently are housing the vengeful spirit of an ancient tomb guardian.