I doubt mouses make an effective weapons.

@Elite stormtrooper  
I’m not stalking you if that’s what you’re thinking

@Talos  
LoL  
You are over 90% of my system notifications

A blanket….dammit

well… the only thing to my left is my bed… BLUDGEON TIEM!!  
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

A carton of cherry limeade. Well, I can think of one way to use this, though it would involve much stinging in her “special eyes”.

My grandma  
TASTE THE HINDQUARTERS OF AN ELEPHANT, MOTHERTRUCKER!!

Pillow?  
PILLOW?  
WHAT CRAP IS THIS!?

TASTE MY COMPUTER CHAIR,MUTHERFUCKER!!!

When you look at this on the what do tag, the object is a potted plant.
 
I think I’ll be fine.

wait i have a compressed air tank KABOOOM BITCH!

@Background Pony #2DB4  
Hahahahaha I just got a tomahawk but it still gets the job done I also have a banana muffin, I hope she likes banana

Looks left,See’s big ass hunting knife (Its honestly more for skinning moose,But its still pretty damn good),A recurve bow,A quiver,My Fedora,And my Messenger bag…..Plus a muffin……Hunh,Guess i have two options here

shrink ray thanks master EVIL SUPER DUPER EVIL GRIN

or use the ink thingies to make a grendade and get the hell out of there

me? i have a printer a motem lots of elcticis tin foal tape notes metal thingy wait i’ma micgyver makes an ak47 don’t make me shoot u derpy

I have a glass near me. Dun make me do this Derpy. D:

An empty can of iced tea… Yeah well, Marquis of Queensbury rules it is.

@krwlng  
i mean don’t like…damn vita

either a laptop or my cat.  

I have a tomahawk beside me  
Thank.you.dad.  
Keeping this thing with me has payed off A crap ton

A stuffed animal rabbit and my 3DS……
 
Unless I can use my 3DS to summon my troops from Fire Emblem, I’m screwed.

Lemme see here… looks left
 
Glasses case, another glasses case, eraser, fan remote, 2 lollipops, 4 butterscotches, ID card, checkerboard, Windows 8 DVD, 3 Q-tips, 9 pencils, a twist tie, a pad that goes overtop an earbud, some yellow note cards, and a Swiss army knife.
 
I’m good.

I am a master at hoof to Xbox controller combat.